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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. It sounds like he watched that video a number of times
  2. I signed up for Kindle Unlimited, so I've been reading a lot of books from there. Not any bestsellers, but some pretty interesting stuff. I just finished the Jerry McNeal series. It's about a police dog that gets killed in the line of duty and comes back as a ghost to help his partner solve crimes. Now I want to adopt a ghost dog.
  3. Nothing better than ham hocks and collard greens
  4. That's because you watched 2001: A Space Oddity rather than 2001: A Space Odyssey.
  5. Possum stew
  6. I think I'm going to start a company selling sex dolls with Trump's head
  7. https://www.thelines.com/odds/college-world-series/ COLLEGE WORLD SERIES ODDS 2024
  8. I can fall asleep anywhere anytime, except in my bed at night. I used to go to antique auctions with my ex and I would fall asleep sitting up in a metal folding chair. I don't care how shitty a flight is because if it's under four hours I'm sleeping the whole way.
  9. So which one is named Winston?
  10. Sebastian likes to like his dick, then his butthole, and then my face
  11. You didn't earn anything. You just profited from the sweat of the workers that produced the cows.
  12. As long as it is confined here and doesn't creep into the game threads like it did all season, let them keep arguing about something that nobody here has any idea what is going to happen. I'm out unless CDC decides to start posting in the thread.
  13. That's not the way chicks do it now. First, you get liposuction and have 15 pounds of fat sucked out of your belly/ Then you have 5 pounds of that fat injected into your lips.
  14. I don’t know how airhorn guy was allowed at the softball supers. Artificial noisemakers are specifically prohibited at both softball and baseball games for NCAA sponsored games
  15. As often as you call Pierce a midget,, I'm guessing that you're about 5'2"
  16. They did change the rule so aggy gets to use their regular dugout even if they are the visiting team
  17. I’m not a fat girl and I enjoyed it.
  18. They seem to be the class of the streaming services as far as original content right now.
  19. He’s not at the level of Augie or Gus at their peak, but who could we get that is. Convince me that there is someone out that’s a sure thing. Pierce could for sure win a title with the right talent. Name the last coach that won a title without the talent.
  20. Because if they get hot enough to dry then they melt
  21. I think their plan is that enough of their ships will be sunk in the strait that the rest of their army can drive across
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