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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I guessing some of you poster’s wives are complaining about you not meeting their “standard”
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Damn, I can’t believe it’s been 30 years. One of my favorite movies of his was Only the Lonely with Ally Sheedy
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    Nobody needs more golf in their life
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Depending on which lineup she was referring to they could probably be called country, country rock, bluegrass, or even pop rock
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    There has been some talk that Dune Messiah and Children of Dune will be lumped together.
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe there will be a plot twist like the Nazis win the war.
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    I once ate at a vegan Tex-Mex restaurant in order to get laid. The sex wasn't nearly good enough to make it worth while.
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    She doesn't look that elderly to me
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    So it's beginning to sound like we need to find some place else to go
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    That sounds like exactly something Hollywood would do
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    I watched the Banshee pilot last night and enjoyed it. Of course, now come to find out that Apple TV, where I watched it, charges for any episode after the pilot. The only place I can find it free is on Cinemax, and fuck if I'm subscribing to another service.
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Did the Lincoln Lawyer transition?
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    I usually tune in to Jeopardy for the fashion tips
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Your take is bad, and you should be ashamed. You have to be literate to enjoy the book
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    It’s easy to arrest unarmed people
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don't know about the rest of you, but I am at the point where I'm much more in need of a whore than a mother
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    This thing is far from over
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Way to get out of it
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you agree to go on a date to McDonald’s then that’s what you should be expecting
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I only saw the last inning of the Vandy game. Was that fucking whistler there?
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    He was obviously trying to punch the dog in self defense and just missed
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    So who puts their penis in the cookies?
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    2018. Indiana beat aggy and then we finished them off. Tenn. Tech won the Ole Miss regional, so we got to host them in the Super. They had that pitcher that guaranteed that they were going to beat us and then got shelled. That was my first year to go to the CWS where I got to see us go 2 and Q.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    He would have to change his number to 34
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Wax on wax off - Mr. Miyagi

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