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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I only saw the last inning of the Vandy game. Was that fucking whistler there?
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    He was obviously trying to punch the dog in self defense and just missed
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    So who puts their penis in the cookies?
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    2018. Indiana beat aggy and then we finished them off. Tenn. Tech won the Ole Miss regional, so we got to host them in the Super. They had that pitcher that guaranteed that they were going to beat us and then got shelled. That was my first year to go to the CWS where I got to see us go 2 and Q.
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    He would have to change his number to 34
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    Wax on wax off - Mr. Miyagi
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    Did it to St. Mary's three years in a row in 1973-1975, but they were only 2 game series
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’ve had a lot of trouble with the audio streaming from the Texassports website this year.
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    So whose cousin got awarded the contract?
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m through the three episodes that have dropped and I’m liking it. It’s starting to be evident what’s going on.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Back in my day people went to the moon in basically a giant tin can that was piloted by the computing power of a timex digital watch
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    Sorry, but Top Gun was F-14s, you need a gif from Iron Eagle
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    What kind did Lorena Bobbitt use?
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    I read this book about that B-17 not too long ago. It’s pretty good.
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    One from 20 years ago
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Once you ban all the books there really isn’t a need for librarians
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    I watch Battleship every time I see it playing. The one thing I find unrealistic about it though is the fact that they have live rounds for the for all the guns on a floating museum.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I must have missed the one where they were fucking Willy Wonka
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Can't you just leave them at a fire station?
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you like The English Patient there is something seriously wrong with you and you are probably a serial killer
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think it has more to do with the fact that Jesus told the Republicans that white people weren't having enough babies
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm glad you're embracing your fatness, but please don't embrace it in the airline seat next to me
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Reagan napped all through his presidency and he still caused the Soviet Union to collapse
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Probably something about it in the flight disrupting assholes thread of shame
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yeah, the MAGA bible says you shouldn’t have to pay them

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