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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I didn’t think that I would like Michael Douglas as Franklin, but I think he nailed it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. The toast that Adams made when he Franklin and Jay were celebrating finalizing the terms of the peace treaty with England really struck me. Those three would be pretty disgusted with what we have done to the country. To virtue, honesty, education of the people, and the rule of law. We can have no country without them. nor be worthy of one.
  2. I’m in the energy Corridor and my power came back a half hour ago
  3. Texas has more wins than both combined
  4. Maybe a door fell off and got sucked into the engine
  5. Get rid of the useless emojis and bring back rep comments
  6. Maybe he was just pointing out that while it did catch on fire no doors fell off
  7. While the sequels and prequels written by Brian Herbert and Kevin Anderson are not that great, they are based on very extensive notes left by Frank Herbert and they are interesting to see how he envisioned the entire chronicle
  8. I have a couple of folding phones around here somewhere that you can have for cheap
  9. The biggest difference is that most longhorns will acknowledge that the period before Sark was one of the worst periods in Longhorn football history while aggy has been constantly crying about how great they’ve been in the SEC but just don’t get any recognition. When they start throwing stats around most of us just laugh because there just isn’t all that much difference between our dark ages and the aggy renaissance.
  10. Why does your wife spend all day in your underwear? Are you wearing hers too?
  11. I think at this point the goal is pretty much the dismantling of HISD
  12. We'll be on the bottom soon enough
  13. Requiring everyone back into parking spots would definitely cut down on accidents because everyone would be spending all day idling in a parking lot waiting for idoits trying to back in their jacked up penis compensators and five row soccer mom suburbans
  14. Just wait until Abbott gets his school vouchers passed
  15. What about two gay dudes who adopt a kid?
  16. I think you meant Golden Corral
  17. You sound like you’ve kidnapped a person or two
  18. I don't have that many years left, and I really would like to be there so see the team dogpile at Omaha
  19. So is that called the NowThis defense? You stick something up the angry dog's ass and hope he disappears
  20. All of the good sausage links now require age verification thanks to abbott
  21. Someone needs to speak to Jack
  22. So what kind of symbol are the Republicans proposing that pregnant women be forced to pin to their clothes before they are sent off to the birthing camps
  23. Climate change is fake news, but weather modification is real
  24. We don't have a popular initiative, referendum, or recall in Texas because it's just anarchy if the citizens get to decide issues
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