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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    You can’t even request them unless you give $6k. I’m sure it’s going to take more than that to actually get them.
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    I bet this is the last time that professional athletes participate in one of these victory parades.
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    Somebody is getting written out of the will
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Ours were $50 more per seat. I'm actually surprised. I expected much more
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    97 in less than a week
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    They're just trying to make sure that they can take care of the NATO members that don't pay up
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Is that when your partner is on the rag and you just quirt some cool whip in there before going down?
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    And yet you keep looking at him
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    1975, she was a junior
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I just looked her up in my yearbook, she was a class behind me. Not bad looking, but I sure don't remember her.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    There is a 100% chance that he fantasizes about having sex with infants
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm pretty sure the liberals didn't make the gun laws
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Governors with wheels always fuck things up
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    I thought it was pretty good. I could have done without all of the relationship bullshit in the middle. The ending was pretty good though.
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    I've never seen a talking thumb wearing a hoodie before
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    My ex told me she was sorry that she married me
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Those HEB employees pushing their giant carts around just don't give a fuck. They push those things around, taking up most of the aisle while staring at their phones. If you dare to be in their way, they just run you over. All of you lazy fucks that can't do your shopping are the problem. I'd almost rather deal with the fat people on their HEB rascals.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    So the cure for cancer is to live next to a melted down Russian nuclear reactor?
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Sebastian and my daughter’s Chihuahua Tinkabell snoozing while I watch Halo
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    He was sipping his tea in a B-17 while being shot at, until he spilled it during the crash landing.
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    Mexico probably agrees with Putin
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Has any current republican actually read the US Constitution? The third clause of Article 1, Section 9 isn't really that complicated.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    I never played the game, or read any book, or really knew anything about Halo. I just like Sci-Fi and finished season 1 just a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't at all what I was expecting. I thought it would just be an alien vs human combat show. I enjoyed season one, but I'm a little confused about how John got rid of Cortana. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention at the beginning of the first episode. I might go back and rewatch it before going on the episode 2.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    You must do audiobooks. The Frontline series is written by Mark Kloos, but the audiobook was narrated by Eric Dove.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Don't forget the food discussions

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