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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’ve driven in Mexico plenty, and I prefer driving there to driving in Houston
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    I assume the bottom line is this will cost me more to watch stuff I want to watch
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    I watched the first episode of some sci-fi series called another life about first contact. What a piece of shit. The plot made no sense, the CGI was bad, the acting was worse, and it was like my daughter was the science advisor. I haven’t decided if I’m going to watch the second episode yet
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    I have it set to record on my YTTV account. I went to my library on Sunday and played the the most recent episode, which was 5. When they started talking about the body in the pool I realized something was amiss. I went to play episode 4 and it wouldn’t let me because it was only 7:30 and the episode hadn’t aired yet. I had to wait 30 minutes to watch it and then go back and rewatch episode 5 which played fine out of my library
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    When the ex and I accidentally went to Antigua, one day I rented a motorcycle, and we spent the day riding around the countryside. I enjoyed it immensely.
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    I always start the season optimistic. Then, when the team starts slow, and this board begins waving the torches and pitchforks, I just dig in on my optimism. I'm not sure that I have recovered from last season's ending, though.
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Season finale of Mr & Mrs Smith.
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Which was not being able to say no
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Sabotage the fans and let the servers melt
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Rafael is trying to attach an amendment to a major aviation policy bill that would allow politicians to zip through airports out of sight of us normal peons. I wonder what his motivation is for that.
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    My daughter is insulted
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    That doesn’t seem to make sense. Wouldn’t giving 4 out of 16 teams a double bye leave you with 7 teams after the byes?
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    You could always wear a confederate uniform and come in a wheelchair
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think you meant to say word misuse
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe this is his house
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    He always had to tell her twice
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    because they know they can afford to cupgrade them
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    He wants to make sure everyone within a 5 mile radius can listen to his music
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    I went Ibiza in 1998 so my information might be a little out of date, but I do regret not buying the naked man with a large penis table from the market there
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I did not have sex with that woman
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    The Misfits. All I can really say about this piece of shit is that Pierce Brosnan must be in desperate need of cash.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I vote for detonating a GBU-43/b over the government complex in Tehran
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    He only made it to the minors, but it is still a great story
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Take a page out of the anti-abortion playbook and get some cities to pass one of those you can’t use our roads for this laws and just arrest them when they come through
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Isn't anyone who isn't an incel an incel hater?

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