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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    **chomping
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Helium seems to be the popular gas for those that want to off themselves
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    So I guess you’re really surprised at the pedophiles that are church goers
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Report it stolen
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    No, you just bought yourself two shirts, neither of which you actually liked.
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    He can’t help it, he ate beans
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Hey Rafael, go back to Canada you filthy immigrant
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    I would like to watch this, but fuck getting anymore streaming services. This is where I draw the line
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I just pretend they’re homeless people that just don’t smell bad
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    No rear view mirrors either? Is it the model where you just go backward and hope not to hit anything?
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    You're correct, that stick needs to park in a proper spot
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    5) School vouchers would have absolutely prevented this
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Don't worry, after the first couple of times you'll probably just kill yourself
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    I was never really into Sam Spade movies or shows, but this is fantastic. I have a hard time picturing him as an American, so I just substitute Brit for American every time those Frenchmen call him an American.
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    What better representation of aggy football than $100s of millions flushed down the toilet with no results
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    But least they aren’t wearing tights and flying around
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    You’ve confused the alma mater with the fight song
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    do you apes want to live forever? Today we’re going to pay a visit to bug city. We’re looking for a bug no one’s ever seen before. Some kind of smart bug.
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Also, fuck the Houston Marathon
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    You people are confusing me. I can’t decide whether or not to watch it. Please get your shit together.
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    She has vampire teeth. Odd choice for a dental commercial
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m no lawyer, but that kind of seems like a big deal for an airliner manufacturer
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Where do you practice?
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    You should leave watch up top and compare times with your phone when you get out of the hole. Eventually you are going to get to the point where you get close enough to the Titan’s world that time dilation will become a problem
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    The motto here is don’t ever fly an airline with China in its’ name

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