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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I liked the end battle where he put his remaining men in pipes oriented to create interlocking fields of fire
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    I’m guessing he has never voted anywhere
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    My first ex thought you could take recipes and double the oven temp and half the cooking time. At least she got the math correct, but she kept getting mad because our oven was defective and wouldn’t get hot enough
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    As long as it’s not treated lumber. That will get the cops called on by your neighbor
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    I graduated in 75, if she was there then, let me know her initials and I’ll tell you if I ever smelled her pussy on my finger A group of us tried to paint up Westchester the week before our game. We ended up in a brawl with a bunch of them. The cops showed up pretty quickly so not a whole lot of damage was done. However one of the dumbass football players tried to punch me while I was wearing a motorcycle helmet. I just ducked my head and let him break his hand.
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    After my first divorce I had just about zero furniture, just a few heirloom pieces from my grandmother that had to practically beat my ex’s lawyer over the head to keep. Anyway, my gf (the second ex) and I had just rented a place when the family butchered a few head of longhorns and distributed the meat among the 4 kids. I needed to find a freezer quick. I was driving though the neighborhood and saw an old chest freezer in someone’s driveway with a for sale sign on it so I stopped and bought it for like 50 bucks. That was 1995 and I figured I’d get a new one eventually. When I downsized my house 1n 2015 I didn’t need it anymore so I gave it it my 2nd ex and she still has it.
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Damn I’ve been outed
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe blonde haired white families could start taking their photos wearing blackface to class them up
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I can still play the Alto Sax part of the Michigan fight song since I probably played it at least a million times during high school
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    Washington’s mascot is not the Siberian Huskies, it is the Huskies. Huskies represents a group of dog breeds, among which are the Siberian Husky and the Alaskan Malamute. There are some 22 breeds that are considered part of the Husky group. Washington uses the Alaskan Malamute as their mascot become it is generally the largest and strongest of the Husky breeds. I myself prefer the Siberian Husky.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    I would have faked an epileptic seizure
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    The population increase coupled with the average weight of each person doubling increases the stress on the fracture boundaries.
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    It always makes me laugh we I’m flipping channels and happen to stop on an aggy game for a few minutes. If never fails that they will show some hillbilly cletus in the stands, and as soon as he realizes that he’s on tv you can see both brain synapses sputter and the thought immediately shoots through his tiny brain to flash the horns down even when they are just playing their usual FCS patsy. It will be a sad day if that ever stops happening.
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Substitute blueberry cream cheese for the peanut butter and you are correct
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Ground speed don’t mean shit if it doesn’t generate air speed
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    To be fair, you could miss most of the dialog and it wouldn’t really matter
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    That guy needs to seal his house better so that none of his Wi-Fi leaks out into the public, then he wouldn’t need a password
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    So we wrote them a sternly worded note? Shouldn’t that come after the strenuous objection?
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    I liked it. The subtitles don’t bother me because I always have closed captioning on since television dialog is getting hard for me to follow in my old age
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Count again
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I doubt it's very easy to draw from under a robe
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm not sure if this goes in this thread, or the getting old sucks thread, but I encountered my first ever sheeze today.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    I finally found a replay on the onside kick. They had nobody more than a couple of yards behind the front line. A pooch kick over their heads in the middle and it's off to the races for our guys.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Being crammed into one ship with 7,600 Walmart people sounds like an ideal vacation, but only if the two-week aggy Corps fantasy camp is completely booked up
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    My mom used to make salmon croquettes and they were awesome

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