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NeverMarryAStripper

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    Count again
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    I doubt it's very easy to draw from under a robe
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    I'm not sure if this goes in this thread, or the getting old sucks thread, but I encountered my first ever sheeze today.
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    I finally found a replay on the onside kick. They had nobody more than a couple of yards behind the front line. A pooch kick over their heads in the middle and it's off to the races for our guys.
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    Being crammed into one ship with 7,600 Walmart people sounds like an ideal vacation, but only if the two-week aggy Corps fantasy camp is completely booked up
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    My mom used to make salmon croquettes and they were awesome
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    I think Washington didn't have anyone back on the onside kick. If that's the case, we should be coaching the guys that the kicker will pooch kick the ball over their heads and our guys can all make a mad dash for the ball. Our guys would all have the momentum going in the right direction and their guys would have to stop and turn around.
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    Did you put the old tree in the new tree box? If so, then I would venture that this was a deliberate deception on your part and you should feel guilty for theft.
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    Did your friend tell Rafael to “go back to Canada you filthy immigrant and quit poisoning our blood”?
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    One hour to go 9 miles over the bridge in Baton Rouge. Fuck that shit.
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    My daughter and I walked by the team hotel at 7:00 and saw them loading into buses to go somewhere. I hope not bar hopping.
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    If I’m not at the game I can only watch with my daughter. She understands my yelling and screaming. My son will root against UT just to piss me off. Even the dog has to be outside. He gets upset when I yell and tries to get in my lap to comfort me. my daughter and I walked by the Horns team hotel at 7:00, just in time to see the team load up in buses. I don’t know where they were headed.
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    Nothing intelligent is being posted here, artificial or otherwise
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    Ha Ha, those horns match so well they look real
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    Kendra Scott Bat Bowl
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Pics of daughter pegging?
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    Yes we certainly need another bowl game
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    Texas has avenged every loss from last year except the Alamo Bowl. Washington is next on the list.
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    He just turned water into alcohol so people didn't have to buy it
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    Don’t forget about App State. You can’t just expect to invite them into your house and beat them
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    I don’t know about moles, but with Surly it needs the capability to zoom in on tits
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    You can also walk down the grocery store aisle using your phone, but I really wish people would get off their phones and watch where they’re going
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    I got a warning point for less than that
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    Duffy made one of the tiger team waiting by the hatch give him a weapon and Shirley got one off of one of the dead tiger team members. Shirley said her weapon jammed. edit Shirley originally got a weapon from Marcus’ trunk, but I thought it ran out of ammo and she picked up another one from a dead tiger team member. I could be mistaken though One weapon running out of ammo or jamming at a key moment, ok, but two just seemed like lazy writing to me. great episode though

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