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    I think Washington didn't have anyone back on the onside kick. If that's the case, we should be coaching the guys that the kicker will pooch kick the ball over their heads and our guys can all make a mad dash for the ball. Our guys would all have the momentum going in the right direction and their guys would have to stop and turn around.
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    Did you put the old tree in the new tree box? If so, then I would venture that this was a deliberate deception on your part and you should feel guilty for theft.
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    Did your friend tell Rafael to “go back to Canada you filthy immigrant and quit poisoning our blood”?
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    One hour to go 9 miles over the bridge in Baton Rouge. Fuck that shit.
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    My daughter and I walked by the team hotel at 7:00 and saw them loading into buses to go somewhere. I hope not bar hopping.
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    If I’m not at the game I can only watch with my daughter. She understands my yelling and screaming. My son will root against UT just to piss me off. Even the dog has to be outside. He gets upset when I yell and tries to get in my lap to comfort me. my daughter and I walked by the Horns team hotel at 7:00, just in time to see the team load up in buses. I don’t know where they were headed.
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    Nothing intelligent is being posted here, artificial or otherwise
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    Ha Ha, those horns match so well they look real
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    Kendra Scott Bat Bowl
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    Pics of daughter pegging?
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    Yes we certainly need another bowl game
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    Texas has avenged every loss from last year except the Alamo Bowl. Washington is next on the list.
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    He just turned water into alcohol so people didn't have to buy it
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    Don’t forget about App State. You can’t just expect to invite them into your house and beat them
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    I don’t know about moles, but with Surly it needs the capability to zoom in on tits
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    You can also walk down the grocery store aisle using your phone, but I really wish people would get off their phones and watch where they’re going
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    I got a warning point for less than that
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    Duffy made one of the tiger team waiting by the hatch give him a weapon and Shirley got one off of one of the dead tiger team members. Shirley said her weapon jammed. edit Shirley originally got a weapon from Marcus’ trunk, but I thought it ran out of ammo and she picked up another one from a dead tiger team member. I could be mistaken though One weapon running out of ammo or jamming at a key moment, ok, but two just seemed like lazy writing to me. great episode though
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    One thing that really bothered me was the two weapons that misfired. Chieftain obviously needs to hire a new armorer
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    The residents of the other 34 American countries might disagree with you
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Is that like aggy cold fusion?
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, you should ensure you don't sound stupid and unintelligent and say "Why that bothers you?"
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    I watched it and was entertained. It was kind of a less campy version of Flash Gordon with better production values. I could do without all of the slo-mo though. It definitely needed more t and a.

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