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Posts posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Two hours before game time and the GA line is about half a mile long
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I don’t know anything about UTEP, but I can tell you it’s a better school than aggy and in a nicer location
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I hear there’s some new fangled invention called satellite radio.
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This is the first time since 1983 that I haven’t spent Father’s Day with at least one of my kids and I kind of miss them.
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Walking to the park now and this place is overrun with hogs. Kind of like the infestation we had at the ranch last year.
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I was in right field for the game last night and the wind blowing in was pretty brutal. There were some hard hit balls that just died out there. If the wind is like that today even Kody won't be able to put one out in right.
Today I'll be in row 5 in the section just past the horns dugout on the home plate side. Look for me on tv, I'll be the guy wearing a burnt orange shirt and a longhorn hat.
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I’m guessing she puts out
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It’s beginning to look like we’ll be playing State in the finals
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Stadium is jammed for this game. Looked like a lot of empty seats for the early game.
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Would have been tougher than aggy
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Just landed. Where are we drinking tonight?
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...and winning it
Won’t be missing that for long- 1
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OSU pitcher is just folding hereOUS outfield is just folding nowOSU infield is just folding nowOSU catcher is just folding now.....shit the whole team is
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I learned when I helped my mom coach high school girls softball. I still enjoy it.
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The day the honest cops start calling out the dishonest ones is the day I’ll quit painting them all with a broad brush. In other words, never.
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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:
(new mattress is cheaper than new wife).
Also more useful
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Did he have scurvy?
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You should feel ashamed
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Except that he said this is the sovereign state of Mississippi.
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That's why you keep a taser in your car. If some uninsured scum hits you and hops out of their car to run off you just taze their ass until they're flopping in the street.
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Father's Day 2018
in Lulz
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I’m in Omaha. My daughter starts her summer program tomorrow, or she’d be here with me.