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Posts posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Akumal is more of a place for hanging out on the beach and chilling. It’s good if you get a condo with a kitchen and can do breakfast in and snacks and stuff. You definitely need a car to get places and not really a place for night life. It’s a good base for driving to activities in the area Tulum for a beach club and the ruins and Xel-ha. There’s quite a bit to do in the area. We even drove to Chichen Itza one day. It was just the kids and I and after a day of activities we would just eat dinner, swim a little, and then crash.
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The story said he was itching and his dick “accidentally” fell out of his shorts. Girl claimed he was masturbating with his dick out. One guy does this and just possibly his story is true. But right now it’s starting to sound like some kind of “jock itch” epidemic with all these itched dicks jumping out. I’m inclined to believe the women.
Maybe they all caught something from dumbo baggins old lady.
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Up, Wall-E, and Toy Story are my favorites, and I am the definitive expert. My daughter loves all of them, we own all of them, and I have seen them all a bazillion times.
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It sounds good, but I'm in the fuck the fat bastard camp. I'll finish Game of Thrones (the show) because I'm invested in it, but fuck anything else that enriches that fat douchebag.(including any more of his books). I hope it sucks really bad so I can laugh at all you losers who watch it.
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I have mixed emotions about Mama's Cafe on Westheimer. I really liked the place, but I went there a lot with my ex.
I miss Vargo's. Spent many dinners before high school formals there trying to make my date feel fancy so I could get laid. It was a beautiful restaurant, but the food was probably so so, not that my uneducated high school palate knew the difference.
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My kids lost interest in theirs by that age and i replaced it with a trampoline which they continued to use for quite a while, but jesus those thing are injury magnets.
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14 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:
Wonder how many convictions under these guys watch is going to get overturned now.
I'm guessing by the time it's all said and done they will have a 0% effective conviction rate.
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It sounds like you were close and he lived a long and good life. Relish those facts and don't dwell on the sadness. My dad died 24 years ago. He had a good life, but it was way to short and we were never very close. I still regret that, so be grateful for what you had.
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I've been going to Sage 400, near Sage and Alabama lately and it's now my favorite Japanese place. The sushi is supposed to be good also, but I wouldn't know because the only raw seafood I eat is oysters, and maybe a tuna taco every once in a while.
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I got laid tonight
She's not related to me
So she's not a pig
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Pig pulls their own pork
They don't shoot it in a jar
Just in their sister
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I enjoyed the aggy version of this so I figured it was time for a new one for piggie.
Pig dog piled early
Act like you've been there before
Oh wait, you have not
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Van Overdam, sounds like he could be related to that guy that killed the Halloway girl in Aruba.
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2 hours ago, wood said:
This is the correct answer.
This is the correct reply to the correct answer.
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What other coach with multiple national championships had their own cooking show? If Texas wins this CWS, I'll be ready to die just so I can shake his hand in heaven.
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While you people are watching the game on tv look for me in the stands. I'll be the one wearing a burnt orange shirt and a UT hat.
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Do they let you bring posters into the park? I'm going to get tickets behind the piggie dugout and I'd like to express my hatred for them.
I'm open to suggestions, but right now I'm thinking
After Tuesday piggie will be sitting at home pulling their pork and feeling surly. This one's for you Augie.
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I'm a cheap mother fucker for most things and the quality inn is right next to the bus line downtown. I'm down for a ten minute bus ride. It can't be worse than riding the city bus in the Dominican Republic.
The more I think about this the more pumped I'm getting. Playing piggie just makes it even better, they are they only fan base that even come close to my hatred for Okies and they are so sure that beating us in some early season midweek games means they are going to kick our ass. Fuck them. I want to know which dugout they are going to be in so I can get tickets right behind it. I am going give them shit until they get back on the bus crying like twinkle toes from ttu.
i tried to get my oldest son to meet me in Omaha for this (he's a UT plan II graduate), but he already has plan in Vegas with his friends. I checked and UT is 15-1 to win the CWS so I told him to put a hundred on it for me.
Fuck I'm pumped, did I say that already.
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I may be a homer, but in my mind it's not even close. None of the others did it with two different universities and that means it's the coach.
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You definitely want to go to the titters on the Council Bluffs side. The Razzle Dazzle used to be the best/closest one over there.
On the Nebraska side, they have to keep their nipples covered. (No, I'm not joking; it's pathetic.)
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I just looked that season up, and unless Wikipedia is wrong (impossible), witchita state sent FSU home with a single loss in that CWS too.
This new format is the only correct way to do it.
I’m pretty sure Texas is the only team ever to get sent home with one loss. I haven’t looked it up, but I’m old and know shit.- 1
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I've never understood parents who get so caught up in kids sports. Just bizarre to me.
I helped coach my oldest son’s little league team for one year. Never fucking again would I do that. Fuck those parents for yelling at you for volunteering your time. I would fuck some of the mothers though.- 2
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I’ll be watching the Horns in Omaha.
My wish has come true and I’ll be doing it in person- 1
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Has anybody tweeted that picture of the piggy doing the horns down during their super regional to Kody? You know just to make sure he’s in the proper frame of mind for Sunday.
Soup
in Houston
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Kids and I like Pappys and go there quite a bit and know it’s practically just across the freeway.