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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. He’s right, we are being ripped off by world health because most of the world is healthier than America
  2. Just started watching the Godless series. I’m a couple of episodes in and liking it so far. It’s a gritty, pretty violent western. Jeff Daniels leads a band of outlaws and Sam Waterston is a lawman trying to bring him in. Lots of raping and pillaging so far.
  3. DNA tests have shown that most Houston area restaurants that have gulf shrimp on the menu are actually selling imported shrimp
  4. I’m tot really liking this season as much as season 1
  5. This is the kind of shit that should end up on Judge Judy or the People's Court
  6. I can't even imagine what kind of document we would get out of a constitutional convention today, but I'm pretty sure that it would be a disaster
  7. I would have sent back a note saying that we needed the smell of burning animal flesh to smother the smell of that awful vegan shit that you losers eat
  8. How sad does your life have to be for you to buy that shit.
  9. Everything about that fucknuget except his ass and belly is small
  10. How about they’re both assholes and should just shut the fuck up
  11. That sounds like something that should be implemented for Surly
  12. He'll get Leon to buy it, and of course, Trump will end up with a hefty percentage of it for free
  13. I bet he would hold it outside if someone told him he would have a chance to break Harrison's presidential record.
  14. I'm sure Burrows is just the lesser of two evils, but Cook was the chosen one by Abbot, Patrick, and the nonresident billionaires who own the rest of our state government so there is no way that he is not a Trumper
  15. They should sell them in parking lots like the Mexican abuelas sell tamales
  16. I prefer the term repulsive sacks of shit
  17. Maybe one of the ones that have already crashed
  18. Just finished this. It’s a quick fun read.
  19. I guess we can celebrate a slight victory with Burrows being elected Speaker rather than Cook. Maybe Dunn and Yass don’t completely own the House yet
  20. Noise, odors, and outdoor sex sounds like my kind of place
  21. Yeah, the Galapagos exhibit is really nice, and the kids should enjoy it. The whole Houston zoo is really pretty good now after all of the renovations and new exhibits. If you're coming when school is out, be sure to reserve your tickets online before you go.
  22. Everything that comes out of Dotard’s mouth is intended to make him money in some form or fashion
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