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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    *Colonel
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    Sorry, but it’s out front of the outback
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    Miami
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    I would just get rid of the wife and kids and get a few more dogs.
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    aggy will lose to MSU on the road. They probably lose 3 of their next 4.
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    I seriously thought my daughter and I were going to be trampled to death leaving the stadium in 2021
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    Because on a kickoff return the end zone yardage comes at the beginning of the play while on a touchdown pass it comes at the end.
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    No, it’s 50/50 ketchup and mustard mixed together and then applied to the corn dog
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Has anyone actually seen your Canadian buddy?
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    50,000 Texas fans will be attending a funeral at the Cotton Bowl today.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Looks like the horn logo was on the helmets in 1963
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Every post in this thread reminds me of bratty kids who just disagree with everything you say
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's true about all of the important things in life
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Odds that a female student used it for something else?
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    The last time that I went to Fayetteville for a UT/Arkansas game was in 1981. I have tickets to this year's game. Think about that. I you're a youngster, or have erased that game from your memory enjoy these lowlights:
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    Maybe we could start an internet rumor that the company that makes the voting machines has infected them with a virus that turns you gay
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Those states look gray to me. The hurricanes look red though.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Gee thanks, I’m sure that after four years it should be pretty dried out.
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m not sure that really matters since they don’t have anything to replace it with that was meant as a reply to the paperwork tweet, not the NK tweet
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Still wet behind the ears
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    If I want to watch tv in bed, I have to use earphones. If I don’t, my dog gives me the stink eye until I do.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    As long as the gun shows come they don’t care
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    It would make me happier if they were sitting at home
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    So, as it turns out, aggy has a much easier schedule than Texas does?
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Fuck people for greedy bullshit

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