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    You don’t have to take them down if you don’t put any up
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    Meet Charlie. His foster dad takes him to the dog park that I take Sebastian to and I’ve known Charlie for a couple of months from there. He’s a rescue from a pretty bad situation and is really a good dog. He’s very lovable and gets along well with people and other dogs. He’s also pretty calm for a Husky. He and Sebastian get along and play well together. I love Charlie to death and would adopt him in a heartbeat if my life wasn’t such a mess right now. It just breaks my heart that I don’t think I can. It’s hard to tell from his picture, but he’s missing about half of his right ear from the abuse, but other than that he has healed up fine. I’d really like to meet the person that abused him.
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    Our women’s crew would kick their ass
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    You know, Lot’s wife, she got turned onto a pillar of salt
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    So by repair they mean bend over and take it up the ass
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    Had our annual Christmas Eve dinner at mom’s tonight. My MAGA QAnon sister was bitching about how nobody wants to work anymore. She was complaining that she couldn’t find anyone to remove and replace her fence in Bellville. She said she finally found some Mexicans to do it and they did 1,700 feet of fence in three days and it was a shame that only Mexicans wanted to work these days. I had to bite my tongue not to say yeah damn those filthy immigrants poisoning our blood and by the way did you check their papers
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    Merry Christmas to all of you assholes. You guys are pretty much my only human contact outside of a few family members and the regulars at the dog park that I take Sebastian to.
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    I really don’t think that I want to sit in a dark theatre for three hours with the type of viewer this movie will probably attract. I’m sure I’ll watch it when it hits streaming, if the country is still around then
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    My daughter made me watch Spirited with her tonight to try and get me in the Christmas Spirit. I hadn’t ever seen it before and I really enjoyed it, but I still think Christmas sucks. There is something wrong with you if you don’t like musicals
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    In English you just say “go home fuckers”
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Sounds to me like the menu should be pasta with red sauce and a side of mashed taters
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    I guess they don't teach Driver Ed at boarding school because they just assume the chauffeur handles that duty
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    The number of tickets you should be getting is the number that you requested. The limit on the number you could request was determined by your current year donation level
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    Well nobody wants to walk around with Ted Cruz in their pants
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    She's hinting that she wants to come over and watch with you
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    What's going on NYE that my daughter and I can go to?
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I was in the end zone at that game. Couldn't see shit for most of the game, but got a great view of that touchdown
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well sure, when he leads an insurrection against his country let’s do that.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    What did you do the next vacation, charter a boat out of a port in Somalia?
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    The digital ticket info literally says the face value is $0
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I was going to vote, but you have to register for an NFL account. Fuck that
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Face on the upper sideline s $300
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Since the Joint Resolution Annexing Texas allowed the formation of up to four new states, maybe we should do that. Each of the metropolitan areas of Houston, Dallas-Ft Worth, Austin, and San Antonio can break away and form their own state. Let the rest of Texas become a fascist pseudo theocratic dictatorship if that’s what they want.
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    Should not be a colon

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