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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. On private property?
  2. These days, it's cheaper to get a steak at a high-end steak house than to eat at a high-end BBQ place.
  3. I was going to say retired RVers
  4. So does that mean you actually are a butt pirate?
  5. Because it's important to them that everyone around them knows how rich and important they are compared to the unimportant scum-like peon that everyone else is. Also, they have a small penis.
  6. Yoga pants are a double-edged sword
  7. That's like being barefoot in a public restroom. What kind of maroon does that?
  8. If she does, it's not on my floor
  9. So your wife just leaves her dirty clothes on the floor?
  10. The Homesman. Great cast staring Tommy Lee Jones and Hilary Swank. John Lithgow, James Spader, and Meryl Streep make appearances. It was well made, but it was very slow and I’m not sure what the point was other than the Nebraska Territory was a shitty place to live
  11. There’s a burger season in New York?
  12. Try watching the game instead of playing on your phone; sometimes, it's actually a pretty good game.
  13. So basically, it's all of the documents that Trump violates and ignores in one convenient package
  14. I have conversations with my dog, and I would make an excellent dictator elected official
  15. Is the same company profiting of the age verification in all of the states, and which GOP donor owns it?
  16. So three dudes and a 1960s hippie van constitute a Russian command post?
  17. To be fair, Trumps's tits are bigger
  18. I bet it omits any verse telling you to love your neighbor
  19. McGregor does have a pretty nice ass
  20. It looks more like she should have been in last years death pool
  21. Unless they all portal out after Pierce gets fired
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