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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    Then you wouldn't want to use your fastball, you would want to use something off speed
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yeah, the proper response would be to nail the batter with a fastball the next time he bats
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    I switched to OD when I saw that WK lost their QB
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    I bet you’ve had some bad experiences eating pussy
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    Maybe if their fucking app functioned like like it was fucking supposed to I wouldn't have had to call their fucking ticket office and talk to a real live moron. I'm sorry that my being old made their fucking app not function.
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    I fucking hate that I have do this shit. I had to call the fucking Cowboy ticket office to get my Ticketmaster account fucking linked to their goddamn app for the Big12 CCG. Now I have to do this shit all over again. After we kick UDub’s ass, I’m sure I’m going to have to download the fucking Texans app to go the the championship game. Fuck your fucking app.
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    My little buttercup is his nickname for his wife, obviously, and apparently, she gives a mean BJ.
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    Maybe OU will take him back
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    Will any of his kids still be seen in public with him?
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    No Canadian piece of shit is getting elected President here
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Why are you looking at the ass of the guy sitting next to you?
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    That episode actually sort of had the feel of the original show
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    I guess we found the account the Big12 Head of Referees posts under
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think all that rain makes their brains moldy
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Frankly, I think Washington is the worst team in the CFP. We are going to kick their ass, and I hope all of their douchebag fans get their pockets picked on Bourbon Street after the game
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’d be willing to engage with her in private
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Does all that mean we can expect something like this at the game
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m serious that I want to be young and handsome
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I predict that we will see a head coach/AD move the entire football program to a new school that promises to build a new stadium
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    only if you keep out the riff raff as well
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    I thought it was just your Tempurpedic mattress I stand corrected, it's both:
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    My daughter uses my Netflix account when she is at her Mom's house and she got that same message
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    In. I sent it via Venmo to the same place as last year. Hopefully, that's you. I don't know why I do this every year.

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