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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    You couldn't have been very hungry if a little sibling spit kept you from eating a good biscuit
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    How could you not like Love Story?
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    This was not what I thought this thread would be about
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    My niece, the daughter of my ultra MAGA QAnon sister, was pregnant and the fetus died. She had a D&C. When my sister told the family this, I felt like asking her if the doctor who did it was going to be prosecuted. However, I held my tongue and told her I was sorry, and I was.
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    It would be nice to have at least one election where there was someone to actually vote for instead of constantly just voting against someone even worse
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    If it was Brat it would be Horns up
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    Abbot, Paxton, Patrick, and Ted Cruz. What a bunch of Liberal junk holes
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    I would like for you to stick your head in a public toilet. Nobody is forcing you to watch it. At halftime you’re welcome to go into the bathroom and masturbate to the memory of that one time you almost scored for your high school team.
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    I have a 2004 F-150 SuperCrew. It was my daily driver until 2011, when it was retired to ranch duty and hauling stuff. My ex borrowed it and blew the the engine. I bought a crate engine from Ford and my Nephew put it in for me. The body is beaten to shit, and the interior is a mess, but it runs like a Swiss watch. I haul the dogs, drive it to the ranch, and haul shit. It's easy to work on, and it will probably outlast me.
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    Uncoordinated hotties need love too
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    According to their tweet, there were fewer requests for Championship tickets than thee were for the Sugar Bowl
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    At least now you know it wasn't just because they didn't like you
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    I'm sure that some Surlyite will be getting a divorce because of the amount of money he spent on playoff tickets
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    I thought I saw here where someone in the 1700s got them. Are you sure that you actually put in a request?
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    The number of tickets you could request was based on your current year donation. I think the majority could request up to 4. You had to give a buttlload to be able to request 16, but I don’t recall the exact breakout.
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    That surprises me. I got 4 so I’m happy
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    Old man skin
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    Die Hard Violent Night Fatman Those are the only Christmas movies that I now acknowledge
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    https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/BCS-takes-Cal-on-Holiday-Texas-passes-Bears-to-2666402.php
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    Christmas makes me surly. The whole fucking thing. It now starts before Halloween and lasts three months. I hate the stupid music. I hate fucking eggnog. I hate the fucking shopping. I hate giving and getting presents. I hate Santa clause and his fucking elves. Rudolf can bite me. And I hope the rest of the reindeer get molested by aggy. I hate putting up fucking decorations and then fucking taking them down. What's the fucking point. Christmas trees are a giant fucking drain on the ecosystem. No I don't enjoy looking at the fucking lights on your house, we'll be lucky if you don't cause the entire Texas power grid to fail. In short fuck Christmas.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Customer service has really gone to shit in this country. I blame the internet.
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    I hated meatloaf when I was growing up. When my mom made it, she would make me sit at the table until I ate it. I thought I was going to puke. Then it started to be OK, and eventually, I got to where I actually liked it. Now, I make a mean meatloaf that both my kids love. I you like meatloaf, try making it with Bison meat. My kids love that.
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    I think most Texas fans would have preferred that they both got left out
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    From what I hear, he got a lot of pussy even when he wasn’t a POW

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