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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I got a Pfizer vaccine and a Moderna booster. I guess they have to fight over who owns me.
  2. I might have watched that if she was naked, but I would have turned the sound off.
  3. Wait, they made a second Aquaman?
  4. It stands for I'm a mediocre oenophile
  5. My errors all came using Chrome
  6. Goddamn this. I don't know how many times it crashed on me. I finally got to the end where I entered my payment info and then it crashed again. I wasn't sure if my renewal went through or not. I got an email thanking me for being patient enough to endure their crappy ass website, so I'm assuming the renewal went through. Fuck, I'm beginning to think the whole site was designed so people couldn't renew their tickets.
  7. He should use his social media accounts to dis grandpa
  8. Damn, that looked like something out of Masters of the Air
  9. My nephew works for a construction company and they had a large piece of equipment stolen. All they had to do was call the manufacturer and get a location from them. It was sitting in a field in Baytown and they just had to go pick it up. The police told him that it was not unusual for that to happen. Thieves steal the equipment, and then park it somewhere that they can keep an eye on it to see if it is equipped with a locator. If nobody comes after it in a few days then they're home free.
  10. I watched Luther the Fallen Sun tonight. It was excellent, but I wondered why they never mentioned any of Luther’s back story since it was kind if important to the story. I used search, and unbelievably it actually worked and I found out there was series. I found the series for free on Tubi and I watched the first episode. I can’t believe I never knew this existed.
  11. Time to start taking shits on it
  12. Much better looking and had a better diet too
  13. Ammo and weapons now, or troops later. It's not a complicated equation.
  14. Don't be fooled. It's just an old phone answering machine that uses a cassette tape and sits in a closet in an office building. Nobody ever checks it, and you will never get a callback.
  15. When your dog gives you the stink eye IMG_0891.MOV
  16. I’d let Taylor Swift peg me
  17. As long as we don’t have neg rep comments it doesn’t really matter what emoticon is used
  18. Yes, but your announcers get to say that your team is averaging 18 runs a game at home at least 60 times. What is the new average now?
  19. So I guess now Texas is averaging 22 runs a game on their home park. I wonder if we will here that from the announcers 60 times tomorrow
  20. If you can’t spot your error then I don’t know what to tell you
  21. Tech has lost to pretty much every team with a pulse that they have played.
  22. I vote Die Hard as #1. It's as much a sports movie as it is a Christmas movie because they had Notre Dame vs. USC on TV in it.
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