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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    So far I’m liking this season a little better than season 2. Also, I just watched a movie from 6 years ago where Gary Oldman played the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and he didn’t t fart once.
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    I would pay money to watch that (but not if I had to put it in the offering plate)
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    I never had to camp out for tickets to any game named Red River anything. I camped out for OU tickets. It will always just be the OU game to me. If you have to call it Red River something, call it the Red River OU Sux game
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    They will swear that all great scientists have declared that the marching they do is scientifically impossible
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    That sounds like a blast, but I’ll be with my daughter
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    http://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid042z9zgFU3nf2EEwnD84zqqHa7JTNRFPzXe9wdU1cPtwUbSyyG1t9T2LqUzoZqL7xl&id=100057346305717&mibextid=qC1gEa they kind of snuck that game time info in there at the end
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Had to drive through a massive ice storm to get to the 1978 Cotton Bowl where I got to see the Domers ruin our undefeated season while freezing my nuts off. Wouldn’t have missed it for the world
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Need pics
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I have a lot of fond memories of freezing my ass off in the Cotton Bowl on January 1st
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    5 minutes after the playoff announcement, my daughter texted me that all she wanted for Christmas was to go the CFP, so at least I'll know who to tell her ruined her Christmas if we don't get tickets.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    I assume a rank of #1279 should get me tickets
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Kung Fu Yoga. One of Jackie Chan's Chinese kung fu movies. I like Jackie Chan, so I enjoyed it, but the script is horrible. It's a mash-up of a kung fu movie and a Bollywood epic. There are lots of attractive Asian chicks, but sadly, no nudity. The Bollywood dance number at the end carries it over the top. I looked it up and was stunned to see that it is one of the top ten grossing movies of all time worldwide because it grossed so much in China.
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    8,000 points would put you well above the top 20%.
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you think that was just about beating the shit out of someone, then I suggest that you avoid waffle house while you're down for the game
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Fucking oil change place broke my glove box taking out the cabin air filter to try and up sell me. Of course they didn’t bother to tell me. They let me find out by having all my shit fall in the floor the next time I opened the glove box
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    The first Power Five team to be left out of the CFP?
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    As opposed to Fresno State's sloppy seconds?
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm sure we will welcome you back with open arms on 1/2/2024 to eat your crow
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Is there no regard for the rules any more?
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Then I guess Michigan had no business being there either
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I hope Bama gets smoked. I think FSU got screwed because of the myth of the SEC invincibility. Besides we should cap off this National Championship with the heads of the PAC 12 and BIg 10 Champions to go along with the head of the SEC Champion that’s already mounted on our wall over the fireplace. Texas football outlasted both of my wives and I’m sure it will outlast the third.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I was driving back to Houston from Dallas after the Big 12 Championship game last night when a tire flew off of a car about 50 feet ahead of me in the right lane on I45. I came within about 6 inches of hitting it going 90 mph. If I had hit it, I'm sure someone would have posted the video here.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    So aggy has a 50/50 shot at winning at national championship?
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    FSU will beat Michigan 3 - 2 and we will face them in the championship game.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    There won’t be any CFP this year. When the committee comes out and ranks the top four as Wash, Mich, FSU, and UT the meltdown at Texaggy will create a black hole that will eat the planet

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