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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm rooting for total chaos Texas Wins Bama Wins Iowa Wins Louisville Wins Bo Nix (and his 78% completion rate) get knocked out for the season, but Oregon hangs on for the win
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    Which then caused them to go out and lose to Kansas
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    When can we expect the video of CDC and crew being engulfed by a giant dust cloud from the Erwin Center implosion?
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    You can see me in some of the crowd scenes in the Astrodome
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    There isn't anything about this thread that is mute
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    I've read most of what Koontz has written. I like his stuff a lot, but it is quite different from King's. His Odd Thomas books are really good.
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    That would be impossible to do
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Has anyone received tickets for the Big 12 championship game through the Longhorn Foundation yet? I put in a request and got an email last week that said that I would get them if Texas made the game, but I haven't received any tickets yet
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Sorry, not everyone realized that the only opinions that mattered were those of ADHD babies raised by a 4 inch screen who need constant flashing lights and blaring music to distract them from the fact that they don’t actually enjoy watching the game.
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    When did being able to make decent mashed potatoes become some kind of culinary achievement? Isn’t that just a step up from being asked to bring the paper plates or canned drinks?
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well fuck
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    So I’m thinking OSU winning pretty much guarantees that Mar and his crew officiate the Championship game
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you have epilepsy you should probably not attend any of our games in person
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    My maga QAnon sister texted us yesterday that she was sick so they wouldn’t be coming to the ranch today. We had a great Thanksgiving with absolutely nothing to add to this thread.
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    What are the tissues for?
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    You shouldn't mock people's chosen pronouns
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don’t see what the big deal is. The possum was dead, it didn’t care.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    So far today I've received 4 emails from Sonobello asking me to have my fat rolls sucked out and three from AARP
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    After we win this thing, I hope Sark takes the entire team into the locker room immediately after the eyes and leaves Yormark standing on the field by himself with the trophy. Then we can play in the CFP with SEC logos on the uniforms
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    The Big 12 won’t release any scenarios because their interpretation of the rules is going to depend on what is needed to screw UT out of a spot. We just need to teabag tech and give the finger to the Big 12.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you live on the side of a cliff why doesn’t your shit just run downhill?
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    It’s hard to look ferocious with those elf ears
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Do you live on Oak Island?
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Be sure to make the mods so you can roll coal

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