NeverMarryAStripper

Not if your diet consists of Taco Bell

For the Texas game, I parked in a theatre district garage downtown, and my daughter and I rode the train to UH. It was a little crowded after the game, but I would imagine the OSU game wouldn't be as crowded. It worked out very well

You left out The Ballad of Charles Whitman

Sue the kid and his parents in small claims court

I would have the 15 and 16 seeds in an underdog final

It’s a dream job as long as you’re ok with occasionally being attacked mid flight by a fellow pilot with a hammer

yeah, it’s more like a percentage of the Longhorn fan base that’s very large

Sebastian sharing a 1 foot sliver of the bed with me

She’s a little tall for me, but damn what a rack

There actually is a termination for cause section in Jimbo's contract. What is interesting is that the University is required under his contract to provide him with written notice if they are terminating him for cause. There is also a termination without cause section of the contract which also requires the University to provide him with written notice if they are terminating him without cause. Neither section seems to have any kind of a deadline to provide the written notice. There are some provisions in the termination for cause section that are vague enough that they could probably make some kind of an argument. It would be very interesting to see whatever notice that the University gave him for his termination.

It's too crowded, that's why they don't go

What had the dog been eating to survive?

Anyone who doesn’t do that in Houston has a death wish.

I really hurt Sebastian’s feelings tonight. He brought one on his favorite toys to bed tonight and he was stretched out on the bed with it tucked up close to his head between his paws. I was up watching television and he was sound asleep. I wear headphones when I watch tv in bed because it makes it easier for me to hear and if the tv is too loud he gets annoyed and goes and sleeps on the couch. So he was really out. I had to get up and pee, so I paused the show. When I came back I tried to sneak up on him and steal his toy. He snapped awake in less than a nano second and really growled at me. I severely chastised him for it, even though I know better that to do that to a dog. When I finished chastising him I took his toy and put it in his toy box in the den. When I got back to the bedroom he just looked at me like he was afraid I was going to take him back to the SPCA. Anyway, I made up with him and I think he has forgiven me. At least his snoring right now sounds like he has forgiven me, but I still feel bad about it.

I’ve been binging Ted Lasso this week. I had always heard it was a great series and I really didn’t know anything about it other than it won a lot of awards and it was about a soccer coach. I was hooked after the first episode. The entire premise is really so stupid that it’s hard to believe it works, but it is just an incredibly well done show. I started out thinking it was just a comedy, but it is so much more than that. It really touches on so many things that affect people’s lives that is makes it a hard show to really define. I just finished episode 10 of season 2 about two hours ago and I haven’t been able to sleep since I finished it. That’s the episode with Rebecca’s father’s funeral. It was a very emotional episode for me for some very personal reasons and it has made me realize that I need to do some serious introspection. I really like the show, but I think it may be a while before I’m going to be able to finish it. Sometimes I wish people really could be like goldfish.

She looks just like one of Sebastian’s good friends from the dog park named Figaro.

Half of this board will give up on the season when the first batting order is posted.

They’ll come back and say it’s not equal because the basement only entails carrying materials down so it was cheaper in the original bid.

In the box of paper clips in the desk drawer

I think he did it on purpose just to force Sark to kick the field goal

I like my guayaberas. They make me look sexy.

I'd rather go to a shithole town with a nice baseball stadium and a team you would like to play than a shithole town with a crappy stadium and a team you couldn't care less about playing

And completely wrong

Over/under on number of games until we are bitching about the new 3rd base coach

I’m not a little oriental, but I’d be happy to get in her