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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    The crew of the USS Liberty would probably disagree with you
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    It will be our luck that we both go 12-1 and make the CFP and then we get matched up in the first round
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    She begs me every year, but I've gotten to the point where the thought of that crowd gives me ulcers
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    I'm sure if Sark had ditched the uptempo offense that was working on that last drive if favor of a slow methodical clock eating drive that you would be singing his praises for turning the ball over on downs with only 2 seconds left on the clock
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    I love those cheesy SyFy channel shows. The Librarians was my favorite
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    The last time my daughter and I went was 2021, which was another of those games where neither side leaves early. We got caught up in a sea of humanity leaving after that game and I was sure we were going to be trampled to death. I had a vise grip on her hand because I knew if she got pulled away that she would be a goner and nothing but a grease spot on the pavement. We finally found a nook next to one of the shops where we could hide out and we waited at least 45 minutes before we felt like it was safe to venture out.
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    It’s barely October and I’m already sick of Christmas
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    My daughter made me watch that with her. I didn't understand what the fuck was going on.
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    If that was true touchdowns would be scored in the sidezone I see Wally beat me to it
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    It irks me people refer to the Texas or OU side. The Cotton Bowl is split by ends not sides. One end is for the good guys, and the other end is for the sooners
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    It won't be long before we are Iran
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe he wants to do the kind of stuff with kids that you can't do in the middle of the fair grounds
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Updated Coop statues?
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    You sure your granny wasn’t crocheting fleshlights?
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Play chess while a vibrating cheat machine is shoved up your ass?
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    I just hope I never scoop that low
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    It obviously means making completely irrational statements
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    If I just read this thread and wasn't also watching the game, I would think we were getting blown out by double digits.
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    I promised her she could have a chihuahua and the lady in the parking lot with puppies in a box swore they were chihuahuas. She asked me why we didn’t have her DNA tested like we did Sebastian and I told her didn’t have to because we knew she was pure Chihuahua.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm sure she did what everyone does and filed the request for the sales/purchase price information in the trash
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    They're listening to you on your phone
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I've lost a lot of reading glasses, but I've never had to use tweezers to pull a pair out of my ear.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Last time I looked I10 ran East and West pretty much through the middle of Houston, so I'm not sure that anything on it would be considered north Houston. Besides none of the good wiggly establishments are on I10 anywhere.
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    I wish the one in DKR looked like that during the games
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    My daughter's little Chihuahua is 12 and starting to get very stiff, and sometimes yelps when getting up. It's a pretty good dog as far as far as chihuahuas go and is not yappy at all. I originally got her as kind of a therapy dog for my daughter. She's on the spectrum and intellectually impaired. When she was little she would sometimes have uncontrollable fits and the dog really helped with that. My daughter has really made a lot of progress and is actually becoming somewhat independent and I don't want the demise of her little Tinkabell to ruin all of her progress. I put her on joint supplements and was thinking about trying some CBD. Any suggestions along those lines so I don't get scammed, or kill her dog myself? This is her when I first got the little thing. She loves that dog to death.

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