Jump to content

NeverMarryAStripper

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    14737
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    4

Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper

  1. I did not have sex with that woman
  2. The Misfits. All I can really say about this piece of shit is that Pierce Brosnan must be in desperate need of cash.
  3. I vote for detonating a GBU-43/b over the government complex in Tehran
  4. He only made it to the minors, but it is still a great story
  5. Take a page out of the anti-abortion playbook and get some cities to pass one of those you can’t use our roads for this laws and just arrest them when they come through
  6. Isn't anyone who isn't an incel an incel hater?
  7. Helium seems to be the popular gas for those that want to off themselves
  8. So I guess you’re really surprised at the pedophiles that are church goers
  9. Report it stolen
  10. No, you just bought yourself two shirts, neither of which you actually liked.
  11. He can’t help it, he ate beans
  12. Hey Rafael, go back to Canada you filthy immigrant
  13. I would like to watch this, but fuck getting anymore streaming services. This is where I draw the line
  14. I just pretend they’re homeless people that just don’t smell bad
  15. No rear view mirrors either? Is it the model where you just go backward and hope not to hit anything?
  16. You're correct, that stick needs to park in a proper spot
  17. 5) School vouchers would have absolutely prevented this
  18. Don't worry, after the first couple of times you'll probably just kill yourself
  19. I was never really into Sam Spade movies or shows, but this is fantastic. I have a hard time picturing him as an American, so I just substitute Brit for American every time those Frenchmen call him an American.
  20. What better representation of aggy football than $100s of millions flushed down the toilet with no results
  21. But least they aren’t wearing tights and flying around
  22. You’ve confused the alma mater with the fight song
  23. do you apes want to live forever? Today we’re going to pay a visit to bug city. We’re looking for a bug no one’s ever seen before. Some kind of smart bug.
  24. Also, fuck the Houston Marathon
×
×
  • Create New...