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    Why are they standing in front of a flag from the mid-1800s? From 1867 to 1877, the U.S. flag had 37 stars.
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    My youngest son graduated from High School in 2021, and he studied about Vietnam in History. We he talked to me about it, I told him "that's not history, that's current events".
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    That's the one part where the books really outshine the show. Ho's internal dialog is great.
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    Women actually have a slight but measurable advantage in reaction time
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    Fleming isn’t the tallest player on the roster
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    while dipping
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    The pigs always get aggy hopes up. Mizzou crushes them.
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    I’m a straight, white, formerly proud native Texan. Hell, I’m a native Houstonian. I happened to be living in Manhattan when my first ex was pregnant with our second son and I sent her back to her parents before he was born so his birth certificate would have Texas on it. If my current circumstances with my mom would even remotely allow it, I would pack my dog and my regarded daughter into my truck, hit the road and never look back. I would head down the Pan-American highway and stop when I found a beach we liked.
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    He’s so old that he probably remembers the aggy football championship
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    The same Energy Transfer Partners that just blew up a neighborhood because proper barriers are to expensive.
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    My mom has run the cycle 3/3/33 4/4/44 5/5/55 6/6/66 7/7/77 8/8/88 9/9/99 10/10/10 11/11/11 12/12/12 1/1/1 2/2/22
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    If only there was some quasi governmental entity that received money from taxpayers and owned a lot of buses
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    Damn msips
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    My parents used to have a house in Jonus Ridge NC, just south of Banner Elk. I spent quite a bit of time in that area in my younger days. It's a beautiful area. My mom sold the house when my dad passed, but I wonder if it's still there.
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    If they wanted more money, maybe they should have chosen a different career path. Just because both sides are wrong doesn't mean the U.S. economy should crater. I want my cheap shit from China.
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    I think he meant actually 44
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    Brent Venables asked Kristi Noem to pet sit his dog
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    I wasn’t a math major, but does new math say that 13 is less than 13? fuck, I meant to quote the post above that. I guess I wasn’t a social media major either.
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    I think all of the cement is sitting in port waiting to be unloaded
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    Year before my freshman year.
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    Sister fuckers should fear god, and Texas fears Oklahoma will stop sucking and we’ll slide into the gulf
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    I’m sure every team/institution is eagerly awaiting the chance to be the first to jump on that grenade
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    I'm a little surprised they haven't just started having the band march into the stadium for halftime and back out afterward. That would give them a bunch more seats to sell.
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    There aren’t any bathrooms in middle earth, so nobody does

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