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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    Seems rude to me
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Unless of course, you ever had a dna test done on your dog
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, but to be fair I’m pretty sure that Great Britain doesn’t have any current plans to invade India, Hong Kong, or the U.S.
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m no weather scientist, but is seems rather stupid to have a hurricane map that labels Dallas and not Houston
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    This is going to be like the Blockbuster late fee lawsuit. The lawyers are going to collect hundreds of millions and the plaintiffs will get a coupon for a free VHS rental
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's fucking pathetic. The sheer effort at pulling the trigger would probably make both of them drop dead. I would have harassed the fuck out those morons.
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    I saw my first Christmas decorations this week. Fuck that shit
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    It was Sebastian’s 3rd birthday today (it seems like just yesterday that he was a tiny little pup) so I made some dog cupcakes and we went to the park and had a party with his friends. I think he’s still embarrassed about the hat.
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG. I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'd eat her too
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm guessing that most Americans couldn't come within a century of guessing the date of the Crimean War.
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    I would suggest neither, but go for the mother/daughter sandwich
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Now she needs to send him something to wash them down with
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Wordle 1,188 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    The last guy that had that seat walked away with over $100 million for not doing shit, so I would beg to differ with you.
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Would have been more fun to let her go in, let the air out of her tires, and leave a note on her windshield.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    That’s Hobson’s Choice, don’t get married.
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Three minutes, are you a porn star?
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    He should take a trip to see the Titanic
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I always put ham hock in mine
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I would consider the Energy Industry to include renewables and coal. Upstream, Midstream, and Downstream are sectors of the O&G Industry.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    I watched it over the weekend and enjoyed it. Don Johnson makes a pretty good corrupt sheriff. At first, it looked like it was going to be a cheap Rambo knockoff, but it turned out to be better than that.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's the downstream sector of the O&G Industry
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well she wipes her ass with the American flag

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