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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I bought two cans of Hill Country Fair canned pumpkin at H‑E‑B because the dogs had upset stomachs. The cans had such a high ridge on them that my electric can opener wouldn’t work on them. I tried my old time manual can opener and it wouldn’t open them either. I used a hammer and chisel to open one because I really needed to give my dogs some. I just threw the other can away. Fuck that.
  2. So, the list of places the US is going to invade under trump is now up to Canada, Mexico, Greenland, and Great Britain. It’s going to be a busy first day in office I guess.
  3. They are dumbasses. Under the rules, it was a completed pass as soon as he landed on his ass with the ball under complete control
  4. It all started when they let fielders use gloves instead of catching the ball with their bare hand
  5. Now that he’s at aggy he will be apart from all of the conference championships and all 10 win seasons
  6. For some reason, just reading that makes me irrationally mad
  7. What day comes between January 4 and January 5, January 4 1/2? If they mean from January 4 to January 5, then that’s what they should say.
  8. So does J Gilligan's bar. That's what we used last year for the Big XII CCG. It looks like they drop off near the Surly tailgate. http://www.jgilligans.com/shuttle/index.html
  9. Wrong, the G2 0.5 mm is the tits and the only pen I will use
  10. So idiotic replies from people with no reading comprehension ability to that post
  11. I just hope Ohio State’s coach doesn’t punch one of our players
  12. A wife that is a small kid?
  13. I have always hated OSU’s helmets with all of those little stickers on them. It looks like the helmet of some 6 year old girl.
  14. Anybody received notification about Cotton Bowl tickets yet?
  15. Yet he is still just a speedbump on our road the the National Championship
  16. I don’t even want to know where you got your bloody black eyed peas from. Also, only you youngsters think it’s the NY6 bowls. The Peach and Fiesta are newcomers. It’s the big 4 bowls
  17. If you get hit on the top of your head by a bullet the. It was most likely gunfire
  18. I I’m in bed watching tv and I have an 86 pound dog on my chest and a 13 pound dog on my head, so yes fuck the fireworks illegal being shot off in the city limits
  19. Here’s to hoping 2025 is better than 2024; it’s doubtful, but one can always hope.
  20. It proves he doesn't have horse worms
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