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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I bought two cans of Hill Country Fair canned pumpkin at H‑E‑B because the dogs had upset stomachs.  The cans had such a high ridge on them that my electric can opener wouldn’t work on them.  I tried my old time manual can opener and it wouldn’t open them either.  I used a hammer and chisel to open one because I really needed to give my dogs some. I just threw the other can away.  Fuck that.

  2. 48 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

    And since coming to the FBS level in 2009 he's been apart of one conference championship and two 10 win seasons. What a resume he's got going there

    Now that he’s at aggy he will be apart from all of the conference championships and all 10 win seasons

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  3. 36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

    On my second Bloody, black eyed peas on the stove, ready for the Longhorns defense to teabag Scattabo.

    I don’t even want to know where you got your bloody black eyed peas from.

    Also, only you youngsters think it’s the NY6 bowls.  The Peach and Fiesta are newcomers.  It’s the big 4 bowls

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    Just now, Blotto said:

    sounds like a goddamn warzone outside.....shakes fist angrily at the youngsters...

    I’m in bed watching tv and I have an 86 pound dog on my chest and a 13 pound dog on my head, so yes fuck the fireworks illegal being shot off in the city limits

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