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Posts posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Maybe we beat them by 4.26 points
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So, the list of places the US is going to invade under trump is now up to Canada, Mexico, Greenland, and Great Britain. It’s going to be a busy first day in office I guess.
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They are dumbasses. Under the rules, it was a completed pass as soon as he landed on his ass with the ball under complete control
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7 hours ago, runthebone said:
Earflaps! Batting helmets! Cups!
All signs of the decay of our society!
It all started when they let fielders use gloves instead of catching the ball with their bare hand
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48 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:
And since coming to the FBS level in 2009 he's been apart of one conference championship and two 10 win seasons. What a resume he's got going there
Now that he’s at aggy he will be apart from all of the conference championships and all 10 win seasons
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For some reason, just reading that makes me irrationally mad
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What day comes between January 4 and January 5, January 4 1/2? If they mean from January 4 to January 5, then that’s what they should say.
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Tha game was flop central for the pussy cats
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So does J Gilligan's bar. That's what we used last year for the Big XII CCG. It looks like they drop off near the Surly tailgate.
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2 hours ago, Superhero said:
Change to 1mm and you are correct.
Wrong, the G2 0.5 mm is the tits and the only pen I will use
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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:
So idiotic replies from people with no reading comprehension ability to that post
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I just hope Ohio State’s coach doesn’t punch one of our players
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16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
Not sure which is worse to have: small kids or a wife
A wife that is a small kid?
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Anybody received notification about Cotton Bowl tickets yet?
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2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:
Replay refs did their job in overturning the targeting call on Taffe
Did they call it on the field?
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36 minutes ago, South Austin said:
On my second Bloody, black eyed peas on the stove, ready for the Longhorns defense to teabag Scattabo.
I don’t even want to know where you got your bloody black eyed peas from.
Also, only you youngsters think it’s the NY6 bowls. The Peach and Fiesta are newcomers. It’s the big 4 bowls
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If you get hit on the top of your head by a bullet the. It was most likely gunfire
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Just now, Blotto said:sounds like a goddamn warzone outside.....shakes fist angrily at the youngsters...
I’m in bed watching tv and I have an 86 pound dog on my chest and a 13 pound dog on my head, so yes fuck the fireworks illegal being shot off in the city limits
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Here’s to hoping 2025 is better than 2024; it’s doubtful, but one can always hope.
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It proves he doesn't have horse worms
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1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:
Wife surprised me by sending me to the game tomorrow -- see you bastards in Atlanta!
Her side piece must be in town
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
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I bought two cans of Hill Country Fair canned pumpkin at H‑E‑B because the dogs had upset stomachs. The cans had such a high ridge on them that my electric can opener wouldn’t work on them. I tried my old time manual can opener and it wouldn’t open them either. I used a hammer and chisel to open one because I really needed to give my dogs some. I just threw the other can away. Fuck that.