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  1. In other boat/trump related news... Swastika Flags Flown During Donald Trump Boat Parade in Florida
  2. With tears in his eyes he asked "Orange Jesus, will you, Margery, and that hot goth grizzly adams make me airtight?"
  3. Like I said before, too much Miami Vice. Also a good friend of the family is probably selling him gas, so that's a win. Honestly, I'd rather have the pontoon boat. I could have a lot more fun with a huge stocked cooler, a magma kettle, a sound system, couches, and make shift stripper pole.
  4. lulz SC you had everything and you pissed it away
  5. What should I be paying for a Glock 43x?
  6. I'm pretty sure my dad has at least one engine block in his yard. Shit I'm guessing he has two minimum. We didn't have many military folks in our hood, just a few Nato officers. But hey, when the ships are in that's a whole nother story.
  7. That first little luxury after all the shit is amazing... Kinda like, I don't have many options, but things are coming back. NICE
  8. too slow. Nice looking guitar
  9. Still better than the Roman poop sponge The Romans cleaned their behinds with sea sponges attached to a stick, and the gutter supplied clean flowing water to dip the sponges in. This soft, gentle tool was called a tersorium, which literally meant “a wiping thing.” A replica tersorium, or sponge attached to a stick D. Herdemerten via Wikimedia Commons under CC BY 3.0 The Romans liked to move their bowels in comfort. Whether they washed their hands after that is another story. Maybe they dipped their fingers into an amphora by the door. Maybe they didn’t. Maybe they did in some parts of the empire but not in others. Worse, the tersoria were probably reused and shared by all fellow butt-wipers who came and went throughout the day.
  10. Somebody got a tiny PP and/or watched too much Miami Vice
  11. A least when you're going fast they don't smell like cigarettes
  12. Well you don't expect him to take it offshore do you? It's rough out there. It's damned near impossible to keep the strippers and your toupee in the boat!
  13. In the home of Pat Robertson, the 700 club, CBN university, Jerry Fallwell, Edgar Casey, and a shit load of Military? Someone get the fainting couch!
  14. This was last night, down on Ft Lauderdale beach. Restaurants and bars were packed. I assume half of Tampa is in town. Hot (88F at sunset) but clear and breezy.
  15. What'd she want you to do about it? New house or old house? Because that might make a difference.
  16. sure sure, but what would the ads be like? My Final pillow? Taco Bell, all kinds of catsups/ketchups, oh and official MAGA mourning wear.
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