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    I look at that and my first thought is: "I cast Sinkhole!"
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    My son was planning to drive from Orlando to Alababama to go rock climbing with friends. Fuck coming home to see mom and dad. I-75 was a mess when he planned to leave (Monday night), so he waited overnight and drove up Tuesday morning. He had some traffic at Wildwood and Gainesville but otherwise smooth sailing. No problems getting gas.
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    Only thing that storm is doing is swirling the mosquitos around and pissing off the pythons I like being out of the cone, but the SE side is always dirty and squally. Our wind won't pick up for another 6hrs or so
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    So it begins
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    Well if the office is compromised, might I suggest an alternate. 2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33607 They have gen sets, refreshments, wifi, and fully stocked ATMs. It's the perfect rally point for Disaster Recovery.
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    When do the coeds show up?
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    Well, not if you live south of Tampa. If Milton doesn't hang a louie and rolls up the keys into Miami it'll be a shit show 10x the size of a Tampa bay strike. I don't think that's what'll happen, but you never know who has space lasers and who doesn't.
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    they're gonna get a new moat.. what did I win?
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    Looks to me like it keeps shifting south... that is not great. Can someone have a chat with the guy controlling this thing? Thanxs bye!
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    Just checked my ballot status... "counted"
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    Ima stop you right there. I am so sorry
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    Naples to Clearwater on the beach or bays are all pretty swanky. Save maybe Pine Island / Cape Coral
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    Fun fact... Gators can't get within 10yds of a human, 15 if they're a wideout. #defence
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    Calling Truist now to see what the fuck they've been funding out of my escrow! How VERY dare they! The old reverse Jesus! One regret I have in life is that Monroe County in the early 90s had produced a flier on official hurricane preparedness. It was sort of half assed redneck county incompetence codified. One of the bullets was how many cases of beer you needed per adult. I laughed at those morons and threw it away. Turns out I'm the moron, I should have had that framed. I think about it every year.
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    x1.5 playspeed or GTFO
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    Why do you hate golf carts and STDs?
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    I would just like to report in that I have already become a victim of Hurricane Milton. I made the mistake of trying to swing by Costco at lunch... I didn't really think about the storm impact till I saw the mile long line for gas. In Broward (outside of the cone of death) Costco is OUT of water. I was there to pick up a set of bedsheets, some wine and a few snacks.
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    yeah but as it gets closer to FLA Milton is forecast to have close to 40kts of shear. So it should be losing intensity as it comes in. That's why the forecasts show a dip in power.
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    loved how in the background of the party the Gata and Death are having a chat.
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    Listen man, Humans are complicated, mysterious, and stupid
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    Lol, Someone needs to check in on the Bear, that might've restarted his heart.
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    Yes, but that somewhere is not here!
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