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  1. 8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Dear God....won't somebody think of the carnies and circus people?

    Only thing that storm is doing is swirling the mosquitos around and pissing off the pythons

    1 minute ago, texasdago said:

    Pretty crazy when you consider how far Weston is from the action.

    I like being out of the cone, but the SE side is always dirty and squally.  Our wind won't pick up for another 6hrs or so

  2. 15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

    This is where my office is, talks today was focused on how soon can we bring everything back online for people to get back in office business continuity is our structure. Eat my dick, god I despise these mfers 

     

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    Well if the office is compromised, might I suggest an alternate. 2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL 33607   They have gen sets, refreshments, wifi, and fully stocked ATMs.  It's the perfect rally point for Disaster Recovery.

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  3. 14 hours ago, pantone159 said:

    Isn't that good news? I thought we want the center to be south of Tampa Bay, that way the bay won't get the full brunt of the storm surge.

    Well, not if you live south of Tampa.   If Milton doesn't hang a louie and rolls up the keys into Miami it'll be a shit show 10x the size of a Tampa bay strike.  I don't think that's what'll happen, but you never know who has space lasers and who doesn't.

  4. 2 minutes ago, GenXer said:

    I did a project in Plant City, FL a couple years ago. I arrived the first time at night and went to a convenience store at around 1 AM. Florida man x 10 was there in full effect. Carnie was the likely occupation of the patrons.

    Questionable decision making was the theme of the night.

    It was eye opening.

    Ima stop you right there.  I am so sorry

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  5. 38 minutes ago, markstanco said:

    No clue, but flood insurance is funded by the government. 

    Calling Truist now to see what the fuck they've been funding out of my escrow!  How VERY dare they!

    38 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

    Fun fact, you can turn wine into water by drinking it and then peeing into a filtration device. 

    The old reverse Jesus!

    One regret I have in life is that Monroe County in the early 90s had produced a flier on official hurricane preparedness.  It was sort of half assed redneck county incompetence codified.  One of the bullets was how many cases of beer you needed per adult.  I laughed at those morons and threw it away.  Turns out I'm the moron, I should have had that framed.  I think about it every year.

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  6. I would just like to report in that I have already become a victim of Hurricane Milton.   I made the mistake of trying to swing by Costco at lunch...  I didn't really think about the storm impact till I saw the mile long line for gas. 

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    In Broward (outside of the cone of death) Costco is OUT of water.  I was there to pick up a set of bedsheets, some wine and a few snacks.

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  7. 17 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

    If memory serves, Helene made landfall with pressure at 938 mb.  Milton is basically already there, with time to gather more strength.  That is scary, scary shit.  

    yeah but as it gets closer to FLA Milton is forecast to have close to 40kts of shear.  So it should be losing intensity as it comes in.  That's why the forecasts show a dip in power.

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  8. 13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    I'm not a religious man but I'm starting to see that God is unhappy with Florida.

    Seriously I see that CNN is warning of potential growth to a 4 of 5. Scary stuff.

    and back to unserious. the X morons are discussing this as engineered storms by the deep state. They believe that but the concept of climate change is impossible to them.

    Listen man,  Humans are complicated, mysterious, and stupid

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  9. 1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

    Losing to Vanderbilt for the first time since 1984 is amazing.

    Losing as #1 to Vanderbilt is even more amazing.

    The capstone however was losing to Vanderbilt as #1 and never once leading for a single second in the entire game.

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    That's a trifecta of suck the gumps achieved last night.

    Lol,

    Someone needs to check in on the Bear, that might've restarted his heart. 

  10. 7 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

    What's Elon's angle? A cabinet seat? Or just figuring a Trump win means no one from the EPA, IRS, FAA, SEC, NHTSA etc. will ever be able to touch his various toys?

     

    He may want to head up Nasa,  more likely he'll want some cabinet position.  Secretary of Defense?  If Trump wins we are proper fucked.

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