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  1. 58 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

    dumb question amnesty please.

     

    Do megayacht captains carry their own insurance?

    Those boats are floating international corporations.  Yes it is insured.

    It's hard to tell from that pic, but it occurred to me that unless you know 17th St Causeway in Fort Lauderdale you can't tell that the tide has the boat 90degrees to the channel and pinned up against the piers channel.  The big (relative term) boats stay out in the turning basin instead of going up the intercoastal.  He was stuck on the far side pinned parallel to the bridge

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  2. 36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

    OK, it's a common misconception that the front of his diaper is shit-filled. The feces in front mostly gets stopped by his cork-like nut-sack, maybe getting about halfway up before congealing in the matted hair and wrinkles.

    Loomer's job is to slobber on and clean the peen, which is constantly leaking urine. I haven't watched her technique lately, but I assume she laps up the liquid bits first, then peels off the rindy solidified dick coating that must stick to her molars like the hard part of a blood-booger, so she alternates between licking him then trying to dig the green remnants out of her own teeth.

    After 12 minutes of that, I imagine he achieves climax by peeing and farting, and that's where she gets her chin speckled with dried poo, but she can use the pulsating high-pressure pee (think of water through a small hose) to clean it off.

     I worked volunteered in a nursing home in college.  This post just brought the sweet smell of diabetic urine and slow unspeakable horror right back into my mind again...  You sir, paint a vibrant tapestry with words.

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  3. 14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    His selection of Venezuela as a country to flee to kinda give away the game, don't it? I mean, throughout his term, Trump repeatedly derided the country as some communist, Marxist hellhole whose ideology any rock-ribbed, red-blooded conservative Capitalist should despise, right?

    So, why the fuck would he want to go there? Putin's backing, of course. So how the fuck is that not another major topic of discussion vis-a-vis Trump's lack of support for Ukraine?

    Raise your hand if you've been to Venezuela...  Because I've been there both for work and for leisure.  Even back in the late 90's early 00's it was sketchy AF.

    • Highly polarized society (wealth)
    • Beautiful people
    • Amazing food
    • Absolute mad max style hell holes just up the hill from the Ritz
    • Incredible fishing
    • Constant threat of sudden violent death

    And that was well BEFORE it went down hill!

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  4. 1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

    I’ve wondered about this.  For one thing, if a rural/suburban wife in a swing/red state wants to vote Kamala, you know she’s “silent” otherwise her hubbie will beat that ass.

    Maybe, but I think the majority of those women are deep down the rabbit hole or are so self loathing that they believe they should be second class citizens... 'cause "Jesus is Here!"

    Heard a BBC interview with a Female Missouri politician who wrote the abortion ban there.  She sounded normal, unless you listened to the meaning of her words.  Life begins at conception, morality(hers only I assume) are a valid basis for law etc.. tl/dr she was pissed about abortion rights referendum.

    Also we have a Supreme Court Justice who is also a female and a complete whackjob.  At some point you just have to realize that all women are not secretly the same.  

  5. 14 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

    Can you even imagine the SEC angst if Texas were to beat UGA three times this season?

    pffft  Angst? I'd buy the first round.  I'll take any small amount of happiness this CFB season sends the Gata's way.  UGA losses... mana from heaven

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