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  1. I love Dachys, but they are extra. Loyal, amazing, athletic, stubborn little shits that are smarter than you think. Mine loved beer, had him last year in college. He learned to drink out of the cups left around after a party. That's when he figured out it was easier to lap up the beer from the ground. So he would knock over and drink ANY beer left unattended ANYWHERE.
  2. Dachunds are not to be fucked with... They are hunting dogs. They are mean little hate filled sausages when they are pissed.
  3. Hot hot Cougar on Mountain Lion action Hopefully Trumpkins are about to learn what this poor kitty did... Pussy is undefeated
  4. He's lucky he didn't find out about Florida's Stand Your Ground law
  5. ahhhh Florida Machete-wielding teen arrested after group accused of intimidating Democratic supporters at Florida polling station, police say This guy has a future as a punchable face model
  6. This seems like a job for super judge, Aileen Cannon!
  7. If you've seen them tackle, you'd know that's the least psychoactive substance they are on
  8. Here you go my man... looked a lot cooler than the lame one I got with the Supervisor of Elections name on it...
  9. Oh I wasn't saying she should have done differently, I was merely saying that if indeed those are her genuine thoughts on the matter, I disagree with her. I voted for her and would again... but a some point you have to call a spade a spade and I think that's why this race is as close as it is. One party has a knife and the other party is striving towards verbal resolution. At some point you have to fight or you'll get got.
  10. Breaking news! CBN has sources in the Wiccan community. Also witches file reports? The Christian Broadcasting Network: Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield' tl/dr suck it witches!
  11. congressional boundaries have to be simple geometric shapes comprised of straight lines with fewer than 6 sides. The ultimate hipster
  12. Well if we know one thing, it's that Trump promises are iron clad! - on a serious note, how many people would die? Hundreds of thousands over a decade?
  13. That sounds intriguing, anybody know what kinda Scotch @Brisketexan serves out there? Probably some Glaswegian shit.
  14. My inner evil asshole would laugh and laugh at those idiots trashing the economy by deporting immigrants... straight up destroying agriculture, meat packing, service industry, construction, etc... "How could this have happened?!!1!, Who could have seen this coming?" Who indeed
  15. This simulation is wild... Who knew fascism would be presented to us with so much eye makeup?
  16. She wasn't buying any eggs, just pretending and waiting for people who were buying eggs. I was buying Organic Freerange blah blah blah... I'm willing to spend a little cash not to torture some birds. They're $5.99 a dozen. There are MANY cheaper options for the maga brokies.
  17. So I got trolled IRL by a Maga granny. I made the unforgivable mistake of food shopping at a Walmart grocery store. CSB: As I was walking up the eggs I noticed an older lady (assume late 60s) opening egg containers and looking through them for broken eggs. Then she would put the container back and go to another brand and she seemed to be seriously pondering the eggs. I watched for 30 seconds or so because she and her cart kinda blocked the eggs I wanted to get. Once she moved aside and I slipped in and grabbed a carton of eggs. While I was checking them for damage she walks up behind me and in a playful conspiratorial tone says "$6 dollars for eggs can you even imagine?" Then she hit me with the Joe Biden did this, then corrected herself to say it was Kamala! Foolishly I thought to myself that she really didn't know about global inflation and how the US actually had lower rates of inflation than other modern nations post covid. As soon as I mentioned it and that Biden had done a magnificent job in managing a soft recovery she started in with the Maga talking points. I told her I would never vote for a felon, a rapist, and a racist and walked away. She followed me halfway across the store spouting Trump bullshit, he was framed, the libs!, only Trump can save us.... Finally I turned around and said loudly enough that several people nearby turned to see what was happening "34 felonies and counting! he's a damned rapist for god sakes" She just smirked and said TDS and headed back to the eggs to wait for the next person to hassle. /CSB Not energized, huh?
  18. My biggest problem with this theory is that I can never remember the supposed fire wall total. Please post as 381k/xxxk thx, bye
  19. At the risk of talking football on a football site... You should go, you're gonna have a great time at that game. These aren't the high flying gators of old. Now it's just curl routes short of the sticks and runs on 3rd and long. Fun drinking game idea, Drink every time the Gata QB rolls out to the right. PS you'll die.
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