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Drifterwood

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  1. Drifterwood replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    Our own proclivity for playing like shit on offense is way scarier than anything Florida is going to throw at us. And that’s plenty of reason to take a cautious approach to this game as a fan.
  2. Look guys! Hurt durr someone said kool aid… hurr durr, so I went over to the chat GPT machine and typed me up an image description with tha longhorns and kool aid and hurr durr, it spit this thing right out!!!! Ain’t that funny!!!
  3. AI pictures are fucking stupid and you’re a fucking room temperature IQ loser if you think that shit is funny enough to bother posting. Get a fucking life.
  4. They got the back up camera guy and yellow line guy in already
  5. The being on TV talking phase of his career that’s coming in about 1-3 years is gonna be wild
  6. Was watching the game with my dad and recall us picking up a 4th down running play with some misdirection and saying “I bet Sark wasn’t planning on busting that out against UTEP.” I think Sark has been doing a delicate dance between going vanilla, holding guys out, and trying to do only basic shit while avoiding catastrophe and he’s really walking the edge thus far this season. I don’t think he’s doing a great job because it looks like shit. Not sure how much to be down on him for it because no one could’ve predicted Arch would suck this badly.
  7. What’s the saying? Libertarians are either Republicans who like drugs or Democrats who don’t wanna pay taxes?
  8. No reports I’m aware of but I wouldn’t expect to see him until after the bye at the earliest.
  9. The quote from Sark about Stroh getting snaps at Center feels like he is just fucking with us in a petty way. If it is legit, what the fuck is going on there? Have we not heard how much the staff likes both Robertson and Cruz for over a year now? Does Stroh have a megadonor relative we’re unaware of? Or compromising pictures of Flood and/or Sark?
  10. Arch Manning seems like he sucks
  11. And we all thought Sark going out and getting Caldwell reflected poorly on Owen’s…
  12. And do a pirouette, keep his feet and barely even lose a step of pace before getting to the end zone? Maybe Livingstone will do that today.
  13. I feel like I deserve to be cut in
  14. Honestly it probably works out better for the ruling party if they don’t find the killer anytime soon. Lots of valuable projection and fear stoking opportunities. Also, anyone know how to mint a Kirk meme coin we can instantaneously get rich off of?
  15. On the one hand, sure. On the other, a whole lot of people in positions of power know who he was and will squeeze every drop they can out of it to accelerate the downward trajectory of our society.
  16. I know there will be a lot of talk about how excited deranged leftists are at this development, but let’s also not pretend there aren’t going to be a lot of right-wing nut jobs positively giddy over the implications of this shooting. This country is so fucked.
  17. Texas 45 UTEP 10 234 WR yards
  18. Even taking this into consideration, it seems pretty hard to believe. We haven’t fucked special teams up that badly so far this year.
  19. Hoping Simon gets some carries this weekend to see if he’s got something we can work with at this stage, especially if we’re gonna hold Wisner out again.
  20. Whatever the score is, we better not have 10+ penalties for 100+ yards, especially ones that gift drives or points to the other team.
  21. Damn not long after that a big 3rd down catch called back for holding too, Whitt not catching any breaks
  22. Whittington just had a 69-yard kickoff return called back for holding.
  23. Sure hope Mosley is the truth and gets healthy quick.
  24. Deleted, was further behind in the thread than I thought
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