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TornACL last won the day on June 13 2020

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  1. That is a terrible TexAgs trip to Austin story because there isn't a single reference to screaming at elderly grandmothers or throwing ice/batteries/etc at children. That one is not canon. Although it did include masterful use of humblebrag.
  2. They've always been losers. They'll always be losers. It's what they do. At the root of it, that IS their tradition. Trying real hard and wanting real hard not to lose, and losing anyway. Any of you pussies who didn't think we had a chance, yall need to go dig around in your wife's purse and find whatever is left of your balls.
  3. Watched this Sunday. I didn't know much at all about the plot, but I am a PTA admirer so I was ready to roll with anything. This movie fucking rules. At about 20 minutes in, I was thinking to myself "what is this?" but man the last hour was such an amazing combination of drama, laughs, and overall fun. Along with being beautifully shot. At the start of the car chase sequence, I just started laughing and said hell yeah. Thoroughly entertaining. Too many good performances to even count. "Semen demon"
  4. I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And, shit. Man. She kidnapped herself! Well sure man, look at it. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. And she owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool...I'm saying she needs money, man.
  5. I didn't say we're gonna cover, I was just surprised at where it's currently sitting. Sandwiched between Georgia and Aggy, and with potentially things going on behind the scenes, I wouldn't touch this game with a 10 foot pole.
  6. The spread is down to -9.5 which makes very little sense to me. I was expecting -14.
  7. "Frightened" because people were at his front door. What a fucking waste of lives. Not just the one he took away but also the one he's living.
  8. Don't push doors open if you're not ready to see what might be inside.
  9. Texas 27 Georgia 12 Everybody chill
  10. Some of you just love being miserable. The fucking rankings mean nothing right now.
  11. Well ...do I have some news for you.
  12. I can't take Dan Quinn seriously with that stupid fucking backwards cap.
  13. Welcome to Surly, Ellen
  14. We drove him home from the tailgate after a home football game vs Tech. My buddy and his brother are Red Raiders, and came along for the ride. Scott gave them the tour of his house. If you haven't been, it's a museum of Texas fandom and it's incredible. And each item that catches your eye comes with a hilarious story, which Scott was always happy to tell again My personal favorite was the remote control airplane which had OU SUCKS written on the bottom of the wings. Every other year from then on, when my Tech buddies showed up to the Tech-Texas game the first person they wanted to see was Wilson. Hook em to an absolute legend
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