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Pretty sure they did something similar in the broadcast of the 2011 game for both teams.

Eat shit, Aggie fucks. You idiots built this thing up as the most important event in your school's history, and you folded under the self imposed pressure. Which, in a way, is a fitting tribute to your university's tradition of always being fucking losers at everything.

Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right? This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

The SEC is complete pyramid scheme bullshit. When the top teams win, it's because the conference is so good. When the top teams lose, it's because the conference is so deep. We should go win the whole thing, and when given the mic tell the world that this conference is fraudulent and this shit is easy and double rods everyone because Texas is all that matters.

Can't wait, going to the Arlington and Vegas tourneys. RIP my liver.

I, for one, am super happy that all the talking heads are diminishing Texas. We all saw what happened when everybody was sucking our dick. Keep suffocating everyone else on the schedule and it'll all work out.

Lamb's pout-fest against GB last year in the playoffs was enough for me to be totally fine letting him walk.

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

Why do you think I got so drunk

I watched the 9am kick from Portland OR when we upset Baylor in Waco. Drunk by noon, it was a great day. I highly recommend it.

Do violence

Octopus is delicious. Sounds like we aren't gonna run this planet for much longer so I am gonna eat every animal I can while I still can.

11am kickoff is not the only advantage. It's also nice to have this game scheduled during hunting season. No joke, I think that's also hurting the ticket demand.

I watched the LSU Arkansas game last night. It was only 16-10 LSU later in the third quarter until Ark had a catastrophic turnover inside their own 5. LSU seemed to run a somewhat similar pass offense to us. Lots of short quick passes. Ark had alternating soft coverage and terrible coverage. If Nussmeier didn't suck balls, that could have gotten away from the Hogs much earlier. Nuss had a couple of real WTF decisions on throws, which we know now is a prominent part of his repertoire. I originally had us winning 30-23. Upon further review I am comfortable bumping it up to 40-23.

I know a couple who have been going to Texas OU for decades. When their first grandchild was about to be born, the due date was mid October. Their daughter asked, what are y'all gonna do if the baby comes on Texas OU weekend? The wife said we'll meet our grandbaby on Sunday when we get back from Dallas. You either have priorities or you don't. You pick a side and you don't whine about missing weddings/showers/etc. or missing football games. It's all entirely your choice.