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TornACL

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  1. I am ready for Vegas next weekend. Oh and also to catch some Texas Baseball.
  2. It was just nice to see our pitching staff not have like 15 3-0 counts because they're all trying to nibble around the plate.
  3. I blame the Super Bowl / Championship Game drought entirely on you mouth breathers who insist on calling them the "Fecals" It is truly the dumbest shit ever and your family should be embarrassed about counting you among their ranks.
  4. Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office?
  5. In my personal observation, the three worst cars for drivers are: 1. Minivans (any make or model) 2. Jeeps (esp if the dash is full of Jeep ducks) 3. Teslas And the worst driving can be seen entering or exiting a Starbucks parking lot. If you see a Minivan up ahead that's about to pull out of a Starbucks, just know you're entering a world of danger.
  6. Unlike Baylor, we could actually afford to fly Scott Drew out to Turkey and get him hair plugs so he can finally get rid of that ridiculous 1982 comb-over. Personally, I would be fine with hiring Scott Drew and flying him to Turkey. But make it a one way ticket because fuck that guy.
  7. Nothing is gonna sell out. You could walk up and get tickets.
  8. Can't wait to walk into Globe Life Friday night!! 🤘🤘
  9. Gotta write a big, big check to the Salvation Army. Personally I think it would be far cheaper, and possibly more effective, to somehow involve Rowdy in some sort of tragic grain silo accident.
  10. Justin Tugger, imo
  11. I heard that this could have been avoided if NFL players didn't kneel for the national anthem.
  12. It's what you can expect when you elect a news website comment section to the highest office.
  13. Those of you who think no one could possibly be stupid enough confuse the Bucees logo with those other logos have obviously never been inside of a Bucees.
  14. The complaining about it is much more annoying. It's just like when the Big 12 cucks always complained that Texas got all the calls.
  15. Fuck the Lions. I was already tired of their shit. That Fox pregame bit with Lions fans dreaming about what it will feel like when they win the SB was horrible karma. Anyone but the Fucking Eagles. I would like to see Buffalo finally get one.
  16. The fact that the game thread was only two pages says it all about the lack of energy around this program right now.
  17. It took me 30 years but I am completely dead inside as a Cowboys fan, so I hope they make the most ridiculous hire yet and that it crashes and burns spectacularly. Fuck you Jerry, you fucking imbecils.
  18. I always wonder if that happens. Out of 90000 people, there has to be a handful of dumbasses who actually Uber to Fair Park and wonder why it's so dead.
  19. Yeah anybody still worried about the roads is just being a giant pussy at this point.
  20. Blow it up, start over. I don't care about the "comeback"
  21. I think it's an interesting approach. Foreign policy built piecemeal by randomly selected Facebook comments that begin with "How come" * How come we let them name it the Gulf of Mexico? " How come they waste all that waterfront real estate in Greenland? Etc etc
  22. That Feb 2010 wasn't too bad from a driving perspective, I drove to DFW Airport the morning after the snow dumped. The highways were ok, the neighborhoods sucked because obviously no snow plows What I remember about Feb 2010 was that it wasn't supposed to be that much snow. Then I looked out the window and it looked like we were in Canada (I presume, fuck living up north). By far the heaviest snowfall I have ever seen living here.
  23. If the snow actually ends Friday morning, and we have 6+ hours of ground warmth, traffic, etc. I have zero concerns about driving from FW to Jerryworld for the game. It will be fine. The drive back might suck a little shit if the roads refreeze. Hopefully we get some sun Friday afternoon. Not a metrologist but I have lived in Ft Worth for 23 years
  24. Horns - 34 Buckeyes - 20 Total yards 397 Will Howard throws a pick six while trying to lead a game tying drive. Delirium on one side of Jerryworld.
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