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TornACL

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  1. Rodney Terry will take this team on a deep run in the SEC and NCAAs because I hate watching this team, and I am convinced that RT is actively trying to give me a stroke.
  2. I want to see what happens, I don't want to be part of the performance art.
  3. I mean there's a legit possibility I will still be awake at 11. I can roll up to the park and take a nap when we're up 8-1 on Illinois.
  4. I really believe that this is all some elaborate piece of performance art.
  5. For any other Horns making the trip, that 11am start Sunday morning in Vegas will separate the die hards from the rest of us. I put the odds of me being in any condition to attend a baseball game at that time at +600
  6. I really like him. Good hitter, sees a lot of pitches, and has pop. That HR was a tank.
  7. I am ready for Vegas next weekend. Oh and also to catch some Texas Baseball.
  8. It was just nice to see our pitching staff not have like 15 3-0 counts because they're all trying to nibble around the plate.
  9. I blame the Super Bowl / Championship Game drought entirely on you mouth breathers who insist on calling them the "Fecals" It is truly the dumbest shit ever and your family should be embarrassed about counting you among their ranks.
  10. Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office?
  11. In my personal observation, the three worst cars for drivers are: 1. Minivans (any make or model) 2. Jeeps (esp if the dash is full of Jeep ducks) 3. Teslas And the worst driving can be seen entering or exiting a Starbucks parking lot. If you see a Minivan up ahead that's about to pull out of a Starbucks, just know you're entering a world of danger.
  12. Unlike Baylor, we could actually afford to fly Scott Drew out to Turkey and get him hair plugs so he can finally get rid of that ridiculous 1982 comb-over. Personally, I would be fine with hiring Scott Drew and flying him to Turkey. But make it a one way ticket because fuck that guy.
  13. Nothing is gonna sell out. You could walk up and get tickets.
  14. Can't wait to walk into Globe Life Friday night!! 🤘🤘
  15. Gotta write a big, big check to the Salvation Army. Personally I think it would be far cheaper, and possibly more effective, to somehow involve Rowdy in some sort of tragic grain silo accident.
  16. Justin Tugger, imo
  17. I heard that this could have been avoided if NFL players didn't kneel for the national anthem.
  18. It's what you can expect when you elect a news website comment section to the highest office.
  19. Those of you who think no one could possibly be stupid enough confuse the Bucees logo with those other logos have obviously never been inside of a Bucees.
  20. The complaining about it is much more annoying. It's just like when the Big 12 cucks always complained that Texas got all the calls.
  21. Fuck the Lions. I was already tired of their shit. That Fox pregame bit with Lions fans dreaming about what it will feel like when they win the SB was horrible karma. Anyone but the Fucking Eagles. I would like to see Buffalo finally get one.
  22. The fact that the game thread was only two pages says it all about the lack of energy around this program right now.
  23. It took me 30 years but I am completely dead inside as a Cowboys fan, so I hope they make the most ridiculous hire yet and that it crashes and burns spectacularly. Fuck you Jerry, you fucking imbecils.
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