Everything posted by TornACL
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Epstein and Maxwell
So back when everyone was obsessed about the pizza place in DC. That wasn't just some kinetic theory of an Internet troll, that was a strategic coordinated misinformation project to deflect what was known about the candidate running for president.
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Epstein and Maxwell
The entire Trump Presidential Library should just be a museum of the Epstein scandal and the lives of the survivors.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
You remain the king of stupid nicknames. I don't think anyone can ever take your crown.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Welcome home, Wade Phillips!
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Stock Picks 2026
Operation Car Wash 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
From here forward, whenever I am whining about having a bad day, I will think to myself it isn't worse than the day Sherone Moore had on December 10 2025. Thanks Michigan! Y'all are real pals.
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2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
It's not a Texas vs Bama debate.
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2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
Alabama 2026 is gonna be very very interesting. They feel like they're getting ready to fall off a cliff
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2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Agree fully. The defense can play with anybody.. but sometime with elite athletes in the backfield and out wide can get them. There are 3 maybe 4 teams that have that. They can't have a situation where Morton has to bring them from behind. That would be ugly. You can shit on their schedule or whatever but winning all 12 games by 20+ should get anyone's attention.
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2025 Big 12 Championship - BYU vs. Texas Tech
Jon Pardi seems to have all the charisma of a pair of khaki pants.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
And here I thought the IOC was the most pompous and self-congratulating organization in sports....I stand corrected!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Defense is still trash. Pickens checked out after the bullshit OPI earlier in the game.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The good news for Blue is that this franchise will keep him around for 4-5 years and refuse to cut him, because they refuse to churn the bottom tier of the roster.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I think maybe you're a little too uptight, guy
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
You're acting as if this is some new development. Did you fall on your head and erase all memory of 2004, 2008, for starters? Or maybe your head was just always empty to begin with.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
They've always been losers. They'll always be losers. It's what they do. At the root of it, that IS their tradition. Trying real hard and wanting real hard not to lose, and losing anyway. Any of you pussies who didn't think we had a chance, yall need to go dig around in your wife's purse and find whatever is left of your balls.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Watched this Sunday. I didn't know much at all about the plot, but I am a PTA admirer so I was ready to roll with anything. This movie fucking rules. At about 20 minutes in, I was thinking to myself "what is this?" but man the last hour was such an amazing combination of drama, laughs, and overall fun. Along with being beautifully shot. At the start of the car chase sequence, I just started laughing and said hell yeah. Thoroughly entertaining. Too many good performances to even count. "Semen demon"
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Half-naked woman was allegedly tortured and chained in Austin backyard for months by five ‘friends’ who didn’t ‘like her anymore’
I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And, shit. Man. She kidnapped herself! Well sure man, look at it. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. And she owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool...I'm saying she needs money, man.
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
I didn't say we're gonna cover, I was just surprised at where it's currently sitting. Sandwiched between Georgia and Aggy, and with potentially things going on behind the scenes, I wouldn't touch this game with a 10 foot pole.
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
The spread is down to -9.5 which makes very little sense to me. I was expecting -14.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The Raiders are fucking terrible.
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Tiny-dicked Dumbfuck with Guns Meta-Mega Thread
"Frightened" because people were at his front door. What a fucking waste of lives. Not just the one he took away but also the one he's living.
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Door dasher vs naked guy: who is the victim?
Don't push doors open if you're not ready to see what might be inside.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
Texas 27 Georgia 12 Everybody chill