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TornACL

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  1. I can't take Dan Quinn seriously with that stupid fucking backwards cap.
  2. Welcome to Surly, Ellen
  3. We drove him home from the tailgate after a home football game vs Tech. My buddy and his brother are Red Raiders, and came along for the ride. Scott gave them the tour of his house. If you haven't been, it's a museum of Texas fandom and it's incredible. And each item that catches your eye comes with a hilarious story, which Scott was always happy to tell again My personal favorite was the remote control airplane which had OU SUCKS written on the bottom of the wings. Every other year from then on, when my Tech buddies showed up to the Tech-Texas game the first person they wanted to see was Wilson. Hook em to an absolute legend
  4. Texas Football 2025: It just means more More bore, more snore, more portly revolving doors with no core playing poor, more QB hitting the floor than ever before, so his shoulder’s sore but nothing’s tore. You sure? Therefore, the defense is wore from doing all the chores. Experts swore the WR corps was better than before - nothing but lore - too late for scoring more from the WR store. RB number four walked out the door to explore other moors. More message board sores forswore the final four, nor a South Florida tour. Therefore I pour more Forester and Coors, and abhor the Dores roaring ashore.
  5. Let's just spend the rest of the season discussing Ashley.
  6. You older Surly posters probably remember the 1991 Texas at Mississippi State season opener. One of the absolutely most disappointing games I can ever remember. We were coming off of the Shock the Nation 1990 tour, and despite the 46-3 Cotton Bowl loss, the defense was gonna to be good and Gardere was back at QB. 14 year old me was absolutely convinced that we were gonna run the SWC, get back to the Cotton Bowl and win this time. Texas was back baby. Instead, we had like 200 yards of offense, looked totally impotent, and those hillbillies celebrated like free Oxy and crystal meth had dropped from the heavens. I fear that Saturday's game will at times bring bank brutal memories of that day. And so I think I will get drunk Saturday afternoon. Go Horns.
  7. James Franklin is a knob
  8. I sipped on bourbon for 12 hours today. I like this place.
  9. Some guys are built for this rivalry. Spence played yesterday that he is built for this rivalry.
  10. Any reasonable fan should just be looking for this team to get better every week. Mission accomplished this weekend. Look better in Lexington. We were helped greatly by the fact that John Mateer is an absolute trash can.
  11. Pretty good hookem form too. Proper horns, but don't casually enough that it looks like she's been throwing the Horns up for years.
  12. Some people don't have the testicular fortitude for the Texas OU game.
  13. The Jets are one of the worst teams I have watched in some time. Just brutal football. Cowboys did what they were supposed to against dog shit.
  14. Why? They don't need to blitz to bring pressure.
  15. I was never a huge Pate listener but thought he was ok. Last time I heard him I felt he had morphed into Colin Cowherd in his delivery.
  16. I am no SEC jock sniffer, but the days of walking into someone's trap and winning 41-7 are largely over. And let's be real, that was rarely realistic in the Big 12 either. Road games are always tricky. To me, it's all about starting strong and getting these fucks thinking about their coach getting fired and where they will transfer to next year.
  17. Having been to the Michigan tailgates and Lee Harvey's multiple times I highly recommend this, but this time we're not getting into Gainesville until like 1. If you offer a cash bar or if I can blow in pre-kick and give you $50 for a couple of beers (and your trouble) I will swing by. For no extra charge I will decide which poster who is there is my least favorite, and tell him to go fuck themselves.
  18. Tickets secured. Looking forward to my maiden venture to The Swamp.
  19. That was an all time terrible series by 57. He's so fucking slow side to side he can't do anything.
  20. Oh I agree fully. The original post was critical of the offensive play calling, which was curious since it's the defense that is the absolute dumpster fire.
  21. Petrino is doing it on purpose. He wants the interim gig so he's trying to get Bitch Tits fired.
  22. That was UVA's next game after they lost in Austin on the Phil Dawson miracle kick.
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