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TornACL

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  1. TornACL
    I am so sick of that Dak stare with his mouth wide open after every terrible pass.
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    Matt Campbell is a bitch.
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    I roll with the carnitas.
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    I am just here to state that AD Mitchell is a fucking dawg.
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    Just ate another torta at Guapo Taco truck at Abbey. If the banh mi place can stand toe to toe with that I am gonna weigh 250 by Christmas.
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    I was born for this.
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    Placed my order this week.. Looking forward to trying a few products out soon.
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    Lol if any superstar recruit thought this way, I'd like to suggest they quit football and go be a synchronized swimmer or something.
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    Capo's
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    Texas 30 TCU 20 Frogs get a garbage TD late and get the backdoor cover. 214 rushing. Couple of short fields hurt the rushing total.
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    Sounds like someone didn't understand what $(000) means at the top of the financial statement.
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    I think it will happen against Texas Tech.
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    That's how posting go.
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    If he catches it at the opponents 40 and stretches the ball ahead to the 39 while in the process of surviving the ground, with knee down, where do they spot the ball?
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    10, the DB for KState (Parrish?) was the worst player on the field. We could have thrown for 100 more yards on that scrub. KSU took him out entirely for a series or two after we had burned him repeatedly.
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    Good drinking weather. That's good because I plan to drink a lot.
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    I am still pissed at that waste of space Michael Gallup.
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    Lol I'll do just about anything for free drinks, but I won't do that.
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    I mean that would make sense. Anybody holding extras trying to sell them on SeatGeek or whatever is gonna panic by 8pm and just try to get rid of them Looks like showtime is actually 830-840. I will be there Friday night.
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    Guess everybody already ran out of money.
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    Also I wasn't even referring to skin color, but Zilla is a dumb fuck. I will make sure to include some real blatant and horrible racist takes at the end of all my future restaurant reviews. Just for Zilla. He's going to be mortified when he hears what I think about the Swedes.
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    This is a terrible idea, but if you must do it, go up to the 300 or 400 level. Most people seem to go straight ahead to the 200 level SRO once entering the stadium so that level is a shit show. Still a shit show up higher but at least there are a few less people.
  23. TornACL
    Ted Cruz talks sports like a guy who was always picked last in 5th grade P.E.
  24. TornACL
    Will never forget falling down the stairs of 7th Haven or whatever it was called when they had the rooftop bar, the night of 45-35 over OU in 08.
  25. TornACL
    So far they've sold out a couple of nights. Still a bunch of vanillas walking right past them to go eat shitty ass Velvet Taco, but the second some cool blogger gives them props I will have to start fighting pussies for my nightly torta.

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