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The Guapo Taco food truck moved in to the back patio where that bullshit Fanboys Grill was, next door to Abbey Pub. I don't know about the rest of the menu but the pastor torta is the fucking shit. I have eaten four in the past week and I look forward to my fifth tomorrow some time after Texas beats the piss out of Houston.

A good key to success in life or in business is to never do anything Mizzou does.

I can't imagine eating a jalapeno and then being handed another pepper to try that is ~500 times hotter. Fuuuuuck that.

Texas - 66 Houston - 15 Payback for 1988.

Will be in Vegas in a couple of weeks, BYU-Texas weekend. Staying at Venetian, but it looks like the William Hill Sportsbook at venetian doesn't get very great reviews. I haven't done a CFB sportsbook day in Vegas in a few years. My default would be to get over to MGM Grand by 1230 and watch there. I don't know if they still have the bar off to the back left of the sportsbook, but I remember a couple of times pounding giant ass beers there for relatively cheap and talking CFB with fellow degenerates all day. Had a good time there. What say the experts here? Is there a can't miss sports bar around the strip that I should be going to instead? I'd be ok with sports bar over sports book, especially if there might actually be some women to look at (there are usually zero in any sports book) but I also don't want to waste time at some bullshit place that doesn't know how to work their TVs on a game day. I think I'm likely to be solo at this time because I'm not traveling with any other Horns and they'll probably be sleeping in on Saturday anyway. So I don't need a place where I can book a private booth or cabana or anything like that.

Most likely the owner of the train company. Drummin up some business.

If there's one team out there that never, ever knows how to handle success, it's West Virginia.

You love to see it.

I have been in the Metroplex about 20+ years and on quite a few occasions when I say I went to UT, the other person responds "UT Arlington?" No offense, but no, mother fucker. So sometimes up here I will say UT Austin. Otherwise it's UT or Texas.

Give him credit, he did hit on his 8U bet on Bama.

Tony Pollard was good last year as dessert but he never showed anything to prove that he could be the entree

9-8.

Are y'all doing BE/One signups on site or should I just do it online.

I don't want to draw too much from Thursday night but this may feel like a week where we bet against trends. Fucking Liberty.

That is an extremely unfortunate abbreviation. Although it may still be accurate.

There is a giant surface parking lot by the Marriott at Pearl. Some of my FW peeps who don't spend the night in Dallas use it every single year. Pearl is tits unless you get there at like 900 or something. No you might not have a seat. But the ride is like 10 fucking minutes.

I feel like this needs to be stickied to the top of the board for the few remaining idiots who apparently need to read it a million times in order to understand it.

That's a whole lot of road favorites to cover, too many for my tastes. But hard to argue with that YTD record. Sure it was just a typo but Wyoming is +6. I am jumping on the Liberty / Fade SHSU bandwagon.

Fuck driving to Houston or Austin, but would they consider driving to Snook and crushing the CFS at Sodolak's? It's only like 20 minutes out of town, and that chicken fried steak fucks.

I turned all that bullshit off on my phone after that time I had my phone go crazy at like 415am for an Amber Alert in Brownsville or some shit (I am in Ft Worth) I hope this means my phone is immune. If they are gonna push notifications through even if you have that shit turned off, that is some bullshit.

Get on the earliest DART your liquor-bruised liver can manage. I get at the Pearl stop no later than 745. Usually more like 715. Trains run every 10-15 mins or so on Game Day. It's like 2-3 stops and just over 10 mins to the Fair Park stop. Even the 745 will be packed full. Pro tip, the Marriott right by there opens the lobby bar at 6am, if not earlier, and starts slinging coffee and bloody marys if you're so inclined. I am so inclined, so see you there.

I'm sure I agree 100% with your police work, there, Lou...

Are you sure that -10 wasn't a preseason line? I don't remember it opening that high when the lines came out Sunday.

They probably just installed some packages to get Jackson Arnold into the game

There is no fucking way in hell I would ever sit on that other side of the stadium. I imagine the ground is littered with cigarette butts, losing lottery tickets, and empty bottles of Thunderbird. And the only things you can buy at the concession stands are meth and dreamcatchers.