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    Easy to say for those of us who are able to count to 8.
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    CFB Week 1

    TornACL replied to Hollywood's topic in Gambling

    That sucks. I can't bet Utah given the constant risk that Rising will get hurt tying his shoes or something.
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    Man, just juxtapose Kamala's "I have a plan" with Trump's "I have a concept of a plan!" and put it in an ad for the lulz.
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    Defense gets a touchdown this week. Texas 58 UTSA 12 414 passing : Ewers 272 Manning 106 Other 36
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    I had literal chills when I walked into the stands and got the full glimpse of the scene. And it wasn't because of the temperature. Only two places have done that to me before, Wrigley and the Rose Bowl.
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    I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all.
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    By my amateur research, 86.4% of Texas fans in the Detroit Metro area are currently too drunk to operate a motor vehicle.
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    CFB Week 1

    TornACL replied to Hollywood's topic in Gambling

    I had to break my self imposed ban on wagering any game involving Mike Gundy. I couldn't pass up Ok State -7.5 against Arkansas this weekend, even with the hook.
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    I just got a new TV and I spent most of the first half playing with the settings because Georgia's uniforms almost looked burnt orange.
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    Jesus Fuck!
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    You're a legend. Can't wait to show up and fuck shit up.
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    Temple might have the worst starting QB in FBS. Holy shit.
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    This line feels way too high. First game, with Michigan on deck. And CSU has some decent pieces on offense. Late score for Texas. Horns 43 Rams 24 WR total yards - 337
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    I always love week 0 and 1 because I am super pumped for games like SMU at Nevada even though I wouldn't give a fuck about that game if it was played in week 5.
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    Spoiler alert: he'll be the drunk one
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    Even though he died 2 years ago he would have a good chance to be second on the RB depth chart if they sign him.
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    Anything but that fucking plant based Vice travesty. I miss the Fred's burger with the cheese enchilada on top
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    She used to be cute as fuck but I don't know what the hell she did to her face a few years ago. She downgraded herself.
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    The next pot of beans I make that are worth a fuck will be my first.
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    I'm sure he's already started his post. It's just that it's gonna be 45,000 words and will take him five hours to bang out.
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    This is the kind of poetry that keeps me coming back to Surly.
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    It's funnier to picture them just looking around like what the fuck while hundreds of us show up between 900 and 910am with no warning whatsoever
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    Laughing about the vision of 800 drunk Texas fans all crashing the Michigan MBA tailgate.
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    Snell was ridiculously dominant last weekend against Colorado. While impressive, I chalked it up to the Rockies being the Rockies. He's on a fucking heater.
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    Mark Canha is the most Giants deadline move I could have possibly imagined.

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