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TornACL

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    Nah bro, they only cause COVID
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    Lol I'll never love anything as much as El Chingon. Hey did I fall asleep or did no one mention the new place going into the Mont Plaza spot of death. I don't remember the name, but there's a new sign. No need to remember the name, it'll be closed by Easter.
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    He demonstrated the fuck out of shakiness the last time he was a Cowboy.
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    I drive by there basically daily and I haven't seen it open in quite a while. I am assuming it's toast.
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    I'd rather the team have the extra day of rest, but I don't give a rat fuck about post game coverage.
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    I knew that Maher would get the yips just in time for the playoffs
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    But what about all the conjecture and speculation???
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    I bet his wallet is the one with Bad Mother Fucker on it.
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    To each their own, but I find it really scuzzy when families of victims spend an extended period of time on the bullshit cable news TV circuit. If I or my family were a victim of a crime or other natural disaster/tragedy, my answer to all these cable vultures would be FUCK OFF.
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    I think I would take the over if I had to bet the champ game. I think it's at 62.5. Don't love it, but that Georgia secondary is suspect.
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    If you'd ever shut the fuck up long enough to listen and think, you understand things a lot more clearly.
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    Anyone can sue anyone. It isn't going to go well for Beard.
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    You have been the one screaming for weeks that this wasn't being done fast enough.
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    The Board of Regents is more than one person, correct? That's the fucking point. Eltife isn't making all the decisions.
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    I don't know if it's solely an IT thing or what, but it makes me laugh how we're constantly told that Eltife is "making the decisions". He must have some lackeys somewhere constantly trying to pump this bullshit to make him seem bigger (no pun intended). Ultimately this decision goes to the President's desk, I am sure of it. If Eltife's decision had been to keep him under any circumstances that would have needed the full approval of highest UT leadership. So, no, this is not in fact his decision.
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    They also think the world is flat and run by lizard people. Fuck the ignorant.
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    Yes that's my go-to.
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    I was expecting to see Beard in the back somewhere with Groucho Marx glasses on, Bobby Valentine style.
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    Southwest and Apple have the same bizarre mind control over some people, and it makes no sense at all.
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    I come here again to sing the praises of the Whataburger chili cheese burger. It's nearly a religious experience. Imagine the first time you saw a beautiful sunset. Except instead of enjoying it with your eyes you're enjoying it with your taste buds. This is not to sell short the visual asthetic of the burger. Once unwrapped it is daunting, but welcoming. Once you start to eat it, though, the world stops. Nothing matters but burger. If my house caught fire I would suffer third degree burns if it meant I could stand here and finish this tasty burger. Of course, some might say the wise move would be to flee the house, burger in hand. But that would mean wasting precious seconds between bites of this pure unadulterated joy. Chili Cheeseburger for President 2024.
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    Did they repair his leg with duct tape or something, this is the strangest deal and just gets stranger.
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    I honestly don't care what happens to Beard but I have to admit I have been rooting for him to get reinstated just to piss off JFKFC. I've had enough of his shit after reading weeks of his sanctimonious bullshit.
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    I have heard about the $20 trick for 25+ years. Is there no inflation? I would think it would require a $100 by now
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    That is some thick ass gravy too. Looks like chocolate pudding.
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    There's some gas station McDonald's either along 45 or Hwy6 with the automated ordering thing. None of the fucking credit card swipe things worked and so everyone eventually had to figure that out and go to the counter to order. Complete waste of time. The manufacturer of those machines must be the same one who supplies the ice cream machines.

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