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    With that technique, it's no wonder he dropped some passes this year.
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    One of the things I really noticed more than ever once we returned to the office was people who have their ringer set to full volume, and have sound notifications for every text, work email, etc that comes through. That shit would drive me literally crazy if I had to listen to those dings every 30 seconds during every waking hour.
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    There's a lady in my neighborhood who goes on a walk every morning around 7am. She uses the speaker phone, it's turned up to full blast. If I am outside I can hear her "talking" into her phone from at least 4 houses away, and as she passes I can hear everything the other person is saying. I just assume people like that are oblivious assholes. Simplest explanation. Also, who the fuck wants to chit chat on the phone at 7 in the fucking morning?
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    My team this year has faced 5 players who went over 50 points. Jacobs, Mixon, Burrow, Hurts, and one other I can't remember. I think the all time single game team scoring record in one week is 172 and teams are scoring an average of 137 when they play me. FML.
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    I personally would prefer to someone we haven't played in a while. I guess Washington and UNC would be fine. But Florida State would be cool.
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    I am in the sick club. Day before Thanksgiving I started with the sore throat and chills. Over the weekend it turned into the massive congestion in head and chest. I finally feel better today but still kind of stopped up.
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    This thread is a reminder to stay off the roller coaster. We're never as good as you think we are and we're never as bad as you think we are.
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    Maher fucked you bro. lol
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    Night night, Dumbface v2.0
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    God damn, everyone and their cousin is sharing that shit on LinkedIn. Along with some inane shit like "This is why I tell my son to always clean his room. Successful people pick up after themselves."
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    If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.
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    Pic of wife so I can decide how I feel about this raging controversy?
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    Feels like this will be another low scoring home game. Horns - 20 Bears - 16 Bijan 136 total yards
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    You're not hosting shit unless you win your division. Unless Philly just falls apart it's gonna be at Tampa or at SF most likely imo
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    Dallas -9 vs NYG Seems like we've had some weird ass results on T Day the last few years but Daniel Jones is about to find out. 30-13 Boys
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    Stuntin on those hoes
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    Oh I didn't realize there was a left half of the pitch. I think that's the first time we've seen it in thirty minutes. Fucking iran.
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    I am just so fucking tired of sad boys who clearly have either never gotten laid, or if a supermodel laid down in front of them and said "take me" they'd bitch that she's a whore. If I had five bucks for every loser at the bar who said "huh where was this LAST week" I could have paid my bar tab. Does today mean that Dallas is winning the super bowl? No. Did last week mean that Dallas sucks? No. Enjoy today. It was fun as fuck shitting in Kirk Cousins mouth. I don't know what we are but we're not the soft ass Vikings.
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    We beat the 8-1 Vikings by 37 and y'all are bitching about announcers. It's ok to be happy for a few hours for once in your miserable lives.
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    For all of his faults, Dak does not act like he won the Super Bowl after every regular season win. Kirk does, because he knows he's fraudulent as fuck.
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    Just think about how soft Minnesota must be if we're able to go into that stadium every year and take their lunch money.
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    I am just here to remind everyone what an absolute fraud Kirk Cousins is. That bitch was fucking scared after Micah's second sack.
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    Welp.
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    Jim Mora Jr should win coach of the year. He won't, but he should.
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    I like Boston College +20. I caught a little of their Duke game with their new QB and that kid can throw it. Looks like he had a good day when they upset NC State last week. I still don't trust Notre Dame.

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