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TornACL

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  1. The NFL is definitely rigged y'all. Years of ratings data show that no one would watch the Super Bowl if the wrong teams made it to the big game. Y'all are out of your God damn minds. The NFL could air a preseason flag football game between Houston and Arizona at 530am and millions of people would tune in, because the country is addicted to this sport.
  2. Just drove home from DFW to Ft Worth, we've had worse winter storms but I can't remember the roads ever being this bad. That was dicey as fuck. The south exit of DFW should be closed, that shit was a skating rink. I was about 60% sure I was gonna slide right off the road at one point, but I was able to save it and straighten out.
  3. Who the fuck is Long Island? Baylor is such a pack of cowards.
  4. Fridays options are coconut and banana but yes typically I would opt for chocolate.
  5. This is another violent example of exactly that.
  6. The sauerkraut on the Reuben is fucking outrageous. I could just eat a giant bowl of that stuff.
  7. Picked up Carshon's today for lunch. Reuben and slice of coconut pie. Still slams and goes hard in the paint.
  8. Still no Mr Belvedere reboot though? Thanks a lot Biden.
  9. Don't forget 8. He had been in trouble with the law in the past (and it'll end up being something like an unpaid ticket that went warrant in 2014)
  10. Old Tyme is a must. I liked Bom Temps Grill. Don't know if it's still around. The crawfish etoufee pot pie there was legit.
  11. HMBL only down 96% over the past 12 months. I keep that absolute piece of shit in my 401k portfolio even though what's left is only worth like 70 bucks, just so I can laugh at how stupid that decision was to buy that turd. At least I sold off some of it at a profit early on.
  12. Has Kellen Moore even had a single interview yet?
  13. STOP IT, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST
  14. The only team that would pay him much more than $10.9 would be Dallas. Our love affair with guys who are JAGs (Gallup, Schultz, Zeke) is so exhausting.
  15. It's impossible to NOT feel like a bad ass if you're driving down a highway at night listening to this song.
  16. Guh-ROSS. I don't even want to know what that is.
  17. I don't know how anyone flies without them. Not only does it drown out the crying or bitching but it tells the passengers next to you that you have no interest in talking to them about their vacation to Disneyworld.
  18. I don't know how any of you can watch that game and say oh well them's the breaks, we tried. Dak murdered this team today. They didn't even need Dak to be great, just drive the bus. That first pick was high school shit. The second one, forcing a pass on second and fucking 2 should either get him or golden boy Kellen Moore packing their fucking bags. Guess what, if you have an alleged brilliant OC and he hasn't been poached in 4 years, you don't have a brilliant OC. The god damn shit hole franchise and all its three ring circus bullshit lost this game. I hope one of those Oklahoma strippers gave Jerry full blown AIDS.
  19. 30 minutes. Get your minds right.
  20. You can always tell people who watch those stupid ass morning yak yak shows on cable TV when they want to talk about "legacy" bullshit. What a bunch of nonsense. That is that kind of shit women should be talking about when the commercials aren't funny. Oooh, what do you think his legacy will be, pass the chardonnay Alice. Tom Fucking Landry was ripped all the time for not being able to get over the hump. "Next Year's Champs". Until he did. Beat these fucking hoes.
  21. We owe these hoes some payback.
  22. Daniel Jones played in 18 games this year and went over 200 yards passing only 7 times. His only 300 yard passing games were against the Vikings, twice (lol) and Detroit.
  23. If you're asking me out, I am flattered but not interested.
  24. Hell, it's encouraged! Fuck the Niners.
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