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  1. TornACL
    Oh but I bet your tune would change if you were presented with briefcases of cash, and a bevy of hookers at your beck and call.
  2. TornACL
    If it's Bud Heavy, just leave it in the desert to rot.
  3. TornACL
    Sounds like they hired a shitty attorney. If you didn't know what your rights are, or the repercussions of pleading guilty, it'd kinda be the lawyers job to walk them through that.
  4. TornACL
    Sounds like a better business plan than Goatse Me.
  5. TornACL
    $55 for a chicken fried steak dinner? Does that come with 8 free beers?
  6. TornACL
    That guy is the fucking worst. Just a total bitch in every way imaginable. Hell I have even seen plenty of Tech fans light his ass up for his bitch ass shit on the Twittersphere.
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    If it took us 99 shots to get 93 points that game would have been a lot less fun
  8. TornACL
    Who knows? Texas - 33 Kansas - 24 6 punts for 212 yards
  9. TornACL
    You don't say...
  10. TornACL
    Texas - 53 TCU - 27 Total passing yards 568 A storm is coming. TCU will not be ready for it. A quick start by Texas and an early stop or turnover and the train is going to be rolling. At halftime some miserable fuck on here will be whining about Second Half Sark even though it's 30-7 Texas. There will be no second half collapse. TCU will be too rattled, anyway. TCU will again see an opponent's backup QB, but that will only be because Quinn is on the sidelines laughing it up with the fellas while Hudson Card puts a final dagger in Horned Frog dreams.
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    1990 UH vibes for this upcoming Saturday night. There is nothing Texas fans love more than stomping on some in state program that's getting a little too big for their britches.
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    Texas 38 K State 20 We've run all over their asses in our last two matchups. Texas wins the turnover battle 3-1. JT Sanders can eat against this defense. He goes for 110 receiving. K State runs 64 plays with a long of 37.
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    This is what happens when you're in a conference with a bunch of low rent slap dicks. No one can wait two seconds to leak to the Chronicle that Texas is comin.
  14. TornACL
    Lol lol lol yeah, right
  15. TornACL
    My shares of HMBL have gone from $3,300 to $40. Lol what an epic piece of shit.
  16. TornACL
    The chili cheese burger fucks.
  17. TornACL
    I have been to Stillwater three times and I can't ever remember eating any food except for a late night Whataburger run at 130am after one night game. I enjoy whatever the bar is across from Eskimo Joe's. Do they have food? No idea I don't go there to eat food. If beer counts as food their food was tasty.
  18. TornACL
    So who's going to Stillwater?
  19. TornACL
    Stillwater is a fantastic road trip. I highly recommend it if you're on the fence. If you can't have fun there, you're an idiot. Texas -40 Ok State -27 24 receptions - 390 yards There will be deep balls. If you go to Stillwater go balls deep in the local talent and let em know Texas is in town.
  20. TornACL
    I think that Hekker grabbed his helmet after the play to try to sell a targeting call. Like a fucking soccer player.
  21. TornACL
    You could see it on the broadcast on our last series running out the clock Someone must have barked at him because he yelled something like "Shut the fuck up bitch".
  22. TornACL
    Matt Campbell is a whiny little bitch.
  23. TornACL
    Just don't recreate the baseball blooper video they show on the Jumbotron in Naked Gun because nothing can top that.
  24. TornACL
    Not seeing much I like but maybe Navy +12.5 and Auburn Ole Miss U55.
  25. TornACL
    He might have a statue outside of OUR stadium by the time all this is over.

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