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TornACL

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  1. I was expecting to see Beard in the back somewhere with Groucho Marx glasses on, Bobby Valentine style.
  2. Southwest and Apple have the same bizarre mind control over some people, and it makes no sense at all.
  3. I come here again to sing the praises of the Whataburger chili cheese burger. It's nearly a religious experience. Imagine the first time you saw a beautiful sunset. Except instead of enjoying it with your eyes you're enjoying it with your taste buds. This is not to sell short the visual asthetic of the burger. Once unwrapped it is daunting, but welcoming. Once you start to eat it, though, the world stops. Nothing matters but burger. If my house caught fire I would suffer third degree burns if it meant I could stand here and finish this tasty burger. Of course, some might say the wise move would be to flee the house, burger in hand. But that would mean wasting precious seconds between bites of this pure unadulterated joy. Chili Cheeseburger for President 2024.
  4. Did they repair his leg with duct tape or something, this is the strangest deal and just gets stranger.
  5. I honestly don't care what happens to Beard but I have to admit I have been rooting for him to get reinstated just to piss off JFKFC. I've had enough of his shit after reading weeks of his sanctimonious bullshit.
  6. I have heard about the $20 trick for 25+ years. Is there no inflation? I would think it would require a $100 by now
  7. That is some thick ass gravy too. Looks like chocolate pudding.
  8. There's some gas station McDonald's either along 45 or Hwy6 with the automated ordering thing. None of the fucking credit card swipe things worked and so everyone eventually had to figure that out and go to the counter to order. Complete waste of time. The manufacturer of those machines must be the same one who supplies the ice cream machines.
  9. Grant is the best. I am getting extremely drunk tonight. Between Chris Beard last week and this bullshit this week, I am not in a good headspace.
  10. This is not on the GM, imo. This is on Farhan and the ownership.
  11. Today was if Game 6 of the 2002 World Series happened in the offseason. I am sick.
  12. I didn't watch the replay, but when Kelvin Joseph bit on the double move, the saddest part was that he reacted so late that he wouldn't have even been there even had the pass been short. Just terrible all the way around.
  13. How many mushrooms did you eat before opening your laptop?
  14. Given the flat showing the last two weeks, I was very concerned about this game. Glad to see Dallas came out crisp today.
  15. Why would this even cross anyone's mind? Who gives a shit? I would expect this to be the case in every 10 year window past present and future.
  16. Repeat of 2004?
  17. I think he should keep making the exact same point over and over and over and over again. In fact, maybe we can give him his own forum somewhere where he can keep doing it and none of us have to fucking read it or see it quoted.
  18. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so........scared
  19. You can say it's an equal opportunity world, but I don't recommend trying to die on that hill in a courtroom.
  20. For the record, I like RG3 on the air. He has fun during the broadcast, and this fucking shit is supposed to be fun. Even if everything he says isn't always funny, at least it's not the generic mealymouthed shit that most announcers bore us to death with.
  21. Whenever something like this happens I wish we had audio from the control truck. In this case I am sure the conversation started with something like "Wait, what the fuck did he just say? Ahh Christ."
  22. 5 seconds takes down yet another Longhorn basketball season
  23. Why are so many people hung up on making this point repeatedly? I have not seen a single person arguing otherwise.
  24. I think we've hit our quota on Rick Barnes / choker jokes, you clowns.
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