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TornACL

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  1. I mean shit I was pissed off about the Cowboys game all day, too, but this is just taking it too far.
  2. I feel a France 3-0 stomping upcoming. So let me be the first to congratulate England on their berth in the semis.
  3. Smoke that bitch and slide a box of KFC over to the cry baby who doesn't like his prime rib to be smoked, only done the traditional way!! What an entitled bitch.
  4. She would have made a great relief pitcher for the Marlins.
  5. As a nearly lifelong Giants fan, this all ends with the Giants signing Brandon Nimmo.
  6. A great offensive line will make any play caller look like a genius.
  7. Sounds like what the lawyer from Always Sunny would say.
  8. I just went to that bar for the first time three weeks ago. I was halfway expecting to see someone pull out a gun while I was there. Weird, weird crowd. And not in the charming way.
  9. With that technique, it's no wonder he dropped some passes this year.
  10. One of the things I really noticed more than ever once we returned to the office was people who have their ringer set to full volume, and have sound notifications for every text, work email, etc that comes through. That shit would drive me literally crazy if I had to listen to those dings every 30 seconds during every waking hour.
  11. There's a lady in my neighborhood who goes on a walk every morning around 7am. She uses the speaker phone, it's turned up to full blast. If I am outside I can hear her "talking" into her phone from at least 4 houses away, and as she passes I can hear everything the other person is saying. I just assume people like that are oblivious assholes. Simplest explanation. Also, who the fuck wants to chit chat on the phone at 7 in the fucking morning?
  12. My team this year has faced 5 players who went over 50 points. Jacobs, Mixon, Burrow, Hurts, and one other I can't remember. I think the all time single game team scoring record in one week is 172 and teams are scoring an average of 137 when they play me. FML.
  13. I personally would prefer to someone we haven't played in a while. I guess Washington and UNC would be fine. But Florida State would be cool.
  14. I am in the sick club. Day before Thanksgiving I started with the sore throat and chills. Over the weekend it turned into the massive congestion in head and chest. I finally feel better today but still kind of stopped up.
  15. This thread is a reminder to stay off the roller coaster. We're never as good as you think we are and we're never as bad as you think we are.
  16. Maher fucked you bro. lol
  17. Night night, Dumbface v2.0
  18. God damn, everyone and their cousin is sharing that shit on LinkedIn. Along with some inane shit like "This is why I tell my son to always clean his room. Successful people pick up after themselves."
  19. If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.
  20. Pic of wife so I can decide how I feel about this raging controversy?
  21. Feels like this will be another low scoring home game. Horns - 20 Bears - 16 Bijan 136 total yards
  22. You're not hosting shit unless you win your division. Unless Philly just falls apart it's gonna be at Tampa or at SF most likely imo
  23. Dallas -9 vs NYG Seems like we've had some weird ass results on T Day the last few years but Daniel Jones is about to find out. 30-13 Boys
  24. Stuntin on those hoes
  25. Oh I didn't realize there was a left half of the pitch. I think that's the first time we've seen it in thirty minutes. Fucking iran.
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