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  1. TornACL
    I got into the bourbon tonight so I placed a small bet on TCU CU under 59.5. Hoping Colorado's offense is still dogshit.
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    Get ready for the greatest event in American sports, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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    Who would have ever thought that Mike Mayock and Jon Gruden would be shitty talent evaluators. Oh, everyone? Ok then.
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    Girl on the right doesn't have to look both ways before crossing the street.
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    Seems like a hell of a lot of words just to say "Don't care, had sex"
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    They do it because they don't have any friends to call or hang out with after the game.
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    Sounds like something someone with open restraining orders against them would say.
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    I have heard nothing good about living at Montgomery Plaza. The couple of people I do know who used to have places there got out as soon as they could. They claimed that outrageous HOA fee does nothing to prevent frequent maintenance nuisances.
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    Doesn't matter what your recruiting ranking was four years ago when hardly any of them are on the roster anymore.
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    So 120 days until it's closed again.
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    Is there some kind of emergency broadcast system or Amber alert type of deal that will let me know when QE3 has officially developed swagger?
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    This thread fucks. I donated my table top Blackstone to my tailgate group a few years back but I am hopping on Amazon to rectify that situation, pronto.
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    I hope this August reprieve means that we're gonna have a Texas OU game with kickoff temps in the 40s.
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    My old source was a stupid lying idiot but now I have a new source who swears he knows everything and I believe him and that will be $9.95, sir.
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    Like obituaries. Which, considering Bama looms in week 2, is fitting.
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    Welcome to Surly, Pete.
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    I am so fucking tired of our pets' heads falling off.
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    It's an incredible burn on both OP and the state of Oklahoma that a plate of fried catfish and French fries could improve a man's total outlook on a state.
  19. TornACL
    Talk about making a Hechety exit.
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    Tyron Smith must love ball. Because if I was him, my ass would be retired. It hurts me to watch him walk off the field after a series. At this time last year the sky was falling on Jamarr Chase.
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    Whole new twist on Oceans 11
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    Anybody got a good car a/c tech? My regular place in NRH is so fucking slammed I can't get in there for days. Closer to FW proper would be better anyway.
  23. TornACL
    I bet she fucked like a real wildcat. Would have been fun. Without the whole....getting stabbed to death thing, though.
  24. TornACL
    They could find a paper trail of Trump peddling nuclear secrets to the Saudis for cash, and his remaining idiot fan base would just scream "He's just making deals! It's what he does!
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    Campus dentist office.

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