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TornACL

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  1. I am just so fucking tired of sad boys who clearly have either never gotten laid, or if a supermodel laid down in front of them and said "take me" they'd bitch that she's a whore. If I had five bucks for every loser at the bar who said "huh where was this LAST week" I could have paid my bar tab. Does today mean that Dallas is winning the super bowl? No. Did last week mean that Dallas sucks? No. Enjoy today. It was fun as fuck shitting in Kirk Cousins mouth. I don't know what we are but we're not the soft ass Vikings.
  2. We beat the 8-1 Vikings by 37 and y'all are bitching about announcers. It's ok to be happy for a few hours for once in your miserable lives.
  3. For all of his faults, Dak does not act like he won the Super Bowl after every regular season win. Kirk does, because he knows he's fraudulent as fuck.
  4. Just think about how soft Minnesota must be if we're able to go into that stadium every year and take their lunch money.
  5. I am just here to remind everyone what an absolute fraud Kirk Cousins is. That bitch was fucking scared after Micah's second sack.
  6. Welp.
  7. Jim Mora Jr should win coach of the year. He won't, but he should.
  8. I like Boston College +20. I caught a little of their Duke game with their new QB and that kid can throw it. Looks like he had a good day when they upset NC State last week. I still don't trust Notre Dame.
  9. I enjoy the Rant reboot on Thursdays but someone stop Corby from presenting his terrible hypotheticals.
  10. Oh but I bet your tune would change if you were presented with briefcases of cash, and a bevy of hookers at your beck and call.
  11. If it's Bud Heavy, just leave it in the desert to rot.
  12. Sounds like they hired a shitty attorney. If you didn't know what your rights are, or the repercussions of pleading guilty, it'd kinda be the lawyers job to walk them through that.
  13. Sounds like a better business plan than Goatse Me.
  14. $55 for a chicken fried steak dinner? Does that come with 8 free beers?
  15. That guy is the fucking worst. Just a total bitch in every way imaginable. Hell I have even seen plenty of Tech fans light his ass up for his bitch ass shit on the Twittersphere.
  16. If it took us 99 shots to get 93 points that game would have been a lot less fun
  17. Who knows? Texas - 33 Kansas - 24 6 punts for 212 yards
  18. You don't say...
  19. Texas - 53 TCU - 27 Total passing yards 568 A storm is coming. TCU will not be ready for it. A quick start by Texas and an early stop or turnover and the train is going to be rolling. At halftime some miserable fuck on here will be whining about Second Half Sark even though it's 30-7 Texas. There will be no second half collapse. TCU will be too rattled, anyway. TCU will again see an opponent's backup QB, but that will only be because Quinn is on the sidelines laughing it up with the fellas while Hudson Card puts a final dagger in Horned Frog dreams.
  20. 1990 UH vibes for this upcoming Saturday night. There is nothing Texas fans love more than stomping on some in state program that's getting a little too big for their britches.
  21. Texas 38 K State 20 We've run all over their asses in our last two matchups. Texas wins the turnover battle 3-1. JT Sanders can eat against this defense. He goes for 110 receiving. K State runs 64 plays with a long of 37.
  22. This is what happens when you're in a conference with a bunch of low rent slap dicks. No one can wait two seconds to leak to the Chronicle that Texas is comin.
  23. Lol lol lol yeah, right
  24. My shares of HMBL have gone from $3,300 to $40. Lol what an epic piece of shit.
  25. The chili cheese burger fucks.
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