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  1. TornACL
    Quit going through life like a pussy. Bring those bitch asses on.
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    Just dropped in here to remind everyone that Carson Wentz is still fucking worthless.
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    Todd Graham

    TornACL replied to Lou's topic in Football

    Does Graham still wear the ridiculous Shamwow guy headset/mic on the sideline? I always hated him just for that.
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    Landry Shift!
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that's the first time we've hung 50 on Washington and Philly in the same season. Delicious!
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    Falling in love with guys and being unable to part with them / overpaying them to keep em is the Cowboys way. Resigning Gallup would be fucking stupid, unless the knee injury means he's not getting fat offers from the market.
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    I usually watch ManningCast or watch MNF at a bar with no sound, but Steve Levy fucking sucks.
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    That is not a fumble, fucking idiot Eagle fans.
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    Drew Lock fucking sucks. Giving him a whole season wouldn't have changed anything. The only step forward Lock is going to take is to the unemployment line.
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    You can just call them cocksuckers. That's what I do.
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    Stop it. I hate Philly more than anybody but this is so fucking dumb. Is either team going to even try tonight? I know Dallas claims they're playing to win but I feel like Cooper Rush plays the second half.
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    I've never had one serve me a cracker and then say "ha HA! You just ate the body of Christ, son! Owned!"
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    We are owed this after the 2011 ice storm bullshit ruined the DFW Super Bowl party week.
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    There is nothing worse than a proselytizing vegetarian. Sounds like the rabbit food lover fucked around and found out.
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    Dak was awful today.
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    You can definitely see the screen and from that high up that's what you're mainly going to be watching.
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    In order for that book to ring any alarm bells, someone would have had to read it. I don't know this idiot, but I doubt he was a regular F Scott Fitzgerald.
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    Sounds like a Karen just moved into the neighborhood and is trying to flex her muscles. If I were you I would just lie and tell them it was approved 6 years ago. And when they inevitably ask you for proof, tell them to go find the approval. It isn't your fucking job to keep their records for them, and you assumed after 5 years it was safe to purge it from your file cabinet.
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    At Ceasars there are also a couple of self service machines if you don't want to talk to a human. I usually use those for stupid parlays. Didn't see any at Nugget to my surprise, but I would assume they're at other books as well.
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    That helmet with a dark blue jersey (ditch the stupid ass shoulder stars) would look clean.
  21. TornACL
    Let's go kill that midget Kyler next weekend.
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    Jesus Fucking Christ. Dallas had 388 yards of offense in the first half.
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    I, too, am a degenerate and would be in for this.
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    Yeah but you know I bet that 14 year old girl once got cited for jaywalking so she probably had it coming.
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    It's not like Dak is playing that good though. First half of the season, wouldn't be worried about them at all. But as of now with this offense, totally different story. People are naive if they think we can lean on the defense to make a deep playoff run. We need that offense to get it in gear and fast. Relax. Only pussies are afraid of the 49ers. See: The Bitch Titans.

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