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TornACL

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  1. It's none of our fucking business.
  2. What is texassportspass?
  3. Couple of years ago we got pulled over on the I35 access road near Troy. Buddy was driving and was going like 45, so we're wondering wtf is this all about. Cop walks up and declares that the reason he pulled us over is for excessive speed. My buddy asks "What's the speed limit?" and the cop pauses and goes "Y'know....I don't know, actually!" We both start laughing. He takes the license back to the car and comes back with a warning to watch our speed. And then tells us that after we leave he's gonna go back to the speed limit sign and confirm what the speed limit is. Ok, officer, you do that. Best of luck to you. Bye. Traffic cops are so worthless
  4. I mailed my expedited passport renewal before Xmas. Arrived at the passport office Dec 22. Just got my new passport today. Not bad.
  5. The Dolphins wore their throwbacks yesterday, which once again highlights how stupid Miami was to ever go away from those. The Niners uniform is clean. They finally wised up and ditched the awful Steve Young era look with the 3D numbering.
  6. Here's the amazing thing about the playoffs. It only matters if you win. Who gives a shit what anyone says about how or why the game was won? Games are not decided by the gasbag chuckleheads that fill up time slots on cable TV
  7. Lol at the ridiculous idea that the NFL "needs" Dallas on Monday Night for more viewers. It's the playoffs. If it was Jacksonville vs Cleveland at 7am on a Wednesday morning, there would still be 30M people tuned in. The country is addicted to football.
  8. Every team from here forward is good and has at least something scary about them. If you're scared, the playoffs might not be for you.
  9. Quit going through life like a pussy. Bring those bitch asses on.
  10. Just dropped in here to remind everyone that Carson Wentz is still fucking worthless.
  11. TornACL

    Todd Graham

    Does Graham still wear the ridiculous Shamwow guy headset/mic on the sideline? I always hated him just for that.
  12. Landry Shift!
  13. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that's the first time we've hung 50 on Washington and Philly in the same season. Delicious!
  14. Falling in love with guys and being unable to part with them / overpaying them to keep em is the Cowboys way. Resigning Gallup would be fucking stupid, unless the knee injury means he's not getting fat offers from the market.
  15. I usually watch ManningCast or watch MNF at a bar with no sound, but Steve Levy fucking sucks.
  16. That is not a fumble, fucking idiot Eagle fans.
  17. Drew Lock fucking sucks. Giving him a whole season wouldn't have changed anything. The only step forward Lock is going to take is to the unemployment line.
  18. You can just call them cocksuckers. That's what I do.
  19. Stop it. I hate Philly more than anybody but this is so fucking dumb. Is either team going to even try tonight? I know Dallas claims they're playing to win but I feel like Cooper Rush plays the second half.
  20. I've never had one serve me a cracker and then say "ha HA! You just ate the body of Christ, son! Owned!"
  21. We are owed this after the 2011 ice storm bullshit ruined the DFW Super Bowl party week.
  22. There is nothing worse than a proselytizing vegetarian. Sounds like the rabbit food lover fucked around and found out.
  23. You can definitely see the screen and from that high up that's what you're mainly going to be watching.
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