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  1. TornACL
    I was going to order one today, but decided to get a double quarter pounder. And then when I got home and opened the box I found that they gave me a regular quarter pounder. Fucking thieves.
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    I used to think Joe Rogan had some kind of magical power to make people follow his nonsense, but then I just realized a lot of people are just fucking stupid.
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    And like Dez at some point it's just not worth putting up with the personality when the production isn't there.
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    I'm confused. Fuck the Eagles?
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    We've all bought so many of these dips that we're really close to having Surly own majority share of a battery recycling company.
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    What this program needs is slump busters. In summer 2005 I was distraught about our 2000-2004 losing streak to the Sooners and afraid that our best team in decades would get ruined by those shits. So I happened to meet a girl over the summer who was a Sooner. She wasn't great, but she was alright... enough. And I knew what I needed to do and I laid the wood to her all summer. And I said goodbye by the end of August. And then what happened? We peed on OU for the first time in forever. I basically deserve as much credit as Vince Young for that season. So gentlemen, the solution is to get out there and fuck. Quit being a cry baby bitch and fuck some slump busters and pump some mojo into this program. And post pics in the appropriate board.
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    He's fragile, like half the people on this thread whenever Futureman expresses an opinion.
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    I think the last game we watched at WoB was that terrible Kansas home game where KU scored 47 or whatever and almost beat us. By the second half we were outnumbered in there by KU football fans. I didn't even know KU football fans existed. So I don't go anymore.
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    This sounded like a real possibility until epic dumbfuck Brian Davis chimed in to amplify Anwar's tweet. Now I am skeptical about all of it.
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    Texas- Kansas hoops tips off at 3pm that day. Nice little lead in. I am sure I will be hammered at Little Woodrows early that day.
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    I haven't seen anything from this DL to suggest that any of them are worth a shit. We get maybe one or two plays a game where the DL disrupts the play, and half the time they miss the tackle and the play goes for 5+ because our LBs are even worse.
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    Thanks for the JGilligans recs. Looks like that Miller Litehouse outside the stadium opens at 10am and is free entry with a ticket so we'll probably just check that out. Unless somehow we're down there before 10am.
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    The line has moved to Dallas -10 on the Von news. Any of you go to any home games? I am going this weekend for the first time in forever. Going to Uber to and from. What's the best spot pregame for a bloody mary or four? Is it Texas Live or nothing? Looks like Live opens at 10am but they charge you $10 to walk in. Fuckers.
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    Something tells me she's given lots of people permission to be "on the other side of her property" before.
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    I get the sentiment, I really do. But isn't this the definition of being a fair weather fan?
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    At some point the players have to make plays. Moore and Washington cost us points today. The DL is an absolute crisis, and we must have fresh bodies next year who can disrupt. Transfer portal, five stars, whatever it takes. Play them right away. Because these bums ain't it.
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    I'd like to know her, in the biblical sense.
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    Fuck Baylor. Trash program at a trash school in a trash city full of trash people.
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    Pussy.
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    I would like AMYZF to pop before I go to Vegas in December so I can pull my money out and put in it a more stable investment, like blackjack.
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    I ordered shortly after the renovation was done and didn't notice a drop off. I do also like Zalat but I think Nizza is still > Zalat.
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    Why go there when you're so close to Nizza Pizza on University.
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    The wind has knocked out the stop lights at all of the intersections on and around W7th. They're all flashing red and so of course the intersections are full of the usual idiocy, as no one knows what to do. I'd avoid the area for a while if you can.
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    All you have to do is eat carnival food for seven years, and you too can afford a down payment and a wedding ring! God Bless America! Extreme savers are fucking weirdo losers.
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    Lou Diamond Phillips once kicked my fucking ass at pool at Bronx Zoo.

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