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    Lou Diamond Phillips once kicked my fucking ass at pool at Bronx Zoo.
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    I mean without him, there's no way they keep that game within 41 points.
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    I'll do the same, but that place has been dying a slow death. I know the service industry is struggling to get good labor, but I think the waitresses at Fred's all have IQs below 40. I am a patient customer but it's been a beating in there lately.
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    Yep I'm just camped out here waiting for Futureman.
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    Hang this in the Louvre.
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    So I assume it becomes a parking lot?
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    Looks good. Next time stuff that pork loin with some boudin and hatch Chile's. Or whatever else feels right. Easy peasy, and always a crowd pleaser.
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    I'm shocked that Rufus lasted that long. Must have been 2 years? My first and only experience there was incredibly poor.
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    I've read "The Road". I feel like I'm ready.
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    Just curious why Dresden is such a priority.
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    McGee, Doval, and presumably Gausman.
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    One did.
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    In 25 years of going to this game I don't think I have ever wanted to get food at the Cotton Bowl. And if so I just went to the food court at halftime. Why are yall not gorging at the fair before the game, with the billions of options all around the stadium? Or are you incapable of going two hours without stuffing food in your face?
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    Some of you worry warts are making the trek thru Fair Park and into the Cotton Bowl sound more daunting and challenging than the storming of Omaha Beach. If you've been going to this thing for years and you still can't figure out how to do it right without arriving at 6am you need to take some lessons from others. It's been the same for us for years. Hotel bar bloody mary(s) at 7. DART around 730 from downtown and wax cups & Fletchers in hand and meeting up in the Food Court by 830am. That gives a good solid two hours of bullshitting and beer pounding before walking out of the Food Court, into the stadium, and in seats as the Longhorn band takes the field.
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    It's fucking on. My Saturday morning hangover headed to Fair Park is going be titanic.
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    This is a good game. It should go 17 innings.
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    Gosh, it's just been so darn hard for Briles to deal with all the difficulties in his life the past few years that were all caused by him being a gigantic piece of shit.
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    It's almost as if I can pinpoint your age simply from the last comment above.
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    Jim Harbaugh. I will never wager another game that cocksucker is involved in. Also that line feels fishy.
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    That's embarrassing.
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    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    I like how they need IMPORTANT NOTE to explain simple math to Yankee fans.
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    The people who wait in a line for 10 minutes to get into the stadium, and then START pulling up their digital tickets when they're at the turnstile should be shot on sight. Get your fucking act together.
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    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    Late Nite Lamonte!
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    Yeah I was gonna say, nothing much is gonna open up early for an 11am kick. Dutch's and the places nearby are the only move. It's a pathetic atmosphere, with the exception of the hot trim running around in sheer purple dresses. But they're not gonna be in the bars. I was stoked when TCU joined the Big 12 for the Texas games, but I am going out of town this weekend.
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    Do buyers get free membership at Colonial?

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