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    A while back I got a $20 Subway gift card from someone at work who obviously hates me. I hadn't been to Subway in years. Grabbed lunch there, ate half the sandwich and then threw the rest in the trash along with the gift card. Fuck that place.
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    Also his name is Dog.
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    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    You love to see it. Of course this means Bochy probably coaches SD next year and then we're all fucked.
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    It don't make a shit
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    He looks like Sling Blade. They should search campsites for left behind french fried potaters.
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    Ah yes, staking your bankroll to Jim Harbaugh. Always a shrewd move.
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    Can we stop with this fucking bullshit rumor please. For fucks sake. It's already been covered here.
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    It's already happening this year. Someone on the TCU game week thread suggested downtown Fort Worth as a place to pregame before kickoff. Also, fuck Railhead.
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    Take the first train, for sure. When you get to AAC, there will be like 8 busses lined up to take people to the fair. Every mouth breathing idiot will line up for the first bus in line. So if there's already a long line of people, skip the line and go straight to the second one and board. On the way back you can DART to Union Station and take the TRE back from there. If it's a long wait for the next train you can go into the Omni for a drink, but beware that hotel is always chock full of Sooners.
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    The cheap beer stand is cool, but you haven't unlocked the State Fair Legend achievement until you know where the no line ticket kiosk is.
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    Two bloody marys at the hotel. At least six wax cups and two Fletchers before kickoff. Turkey leg and more beer postgame after the win. Besides tasting delicious, the turkey leg also serves as an effective pointing device while hurling taunts at the dejected Sooners passing by.
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    I can't believe there are still people on here dumb enough to hang the "THIS IS FREE MONEY!!" curse on their own team.
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    If true, they continue to make the area as much like a soulless suburb as possible.
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    I only watched the quick game recap of Dolphins Bills on Sunday Ticket, but damn Miami's OL was a disaster.
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    Well done.
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    Don't go downtown Saturday morning. The Aggies' pretend soldiers will be doing a pregame march around downtown.
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    I mean their social media clout is off the charts after the past few weeks, so..... mission accomplished?
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    No. Just stop it.
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    You could have written that article on the day he was hired and just save it in drafts for its inevitable use.
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    Billy Napier can get fucked.
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    I like the under tonight in Ohio ULaLa. Feels like a 30-14 kind of game.
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    I threw a little sprinkle on the Florida ML Fuck the haters.
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    Our DL is a bunch of pussies and I would like this website to pull together some money to get these bitches enough tampons to make it through the season.
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    He won't need 20 touches. 15 carries for 192 yards, 2 catches for 23 yards. Arkansas fans on Sunday will gloat that if you take away his 85 yard touchdown run, they held him to under 8 yards a carry.
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    "We've spoken about" = "We've begged for"

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