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TornACL

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  1. TornACL
    It's like you've never watched the Cowboys before.
  2. TornACL
    Remember when they were running around here talking shit about how the CWS was just going to be a coronation, but then their stupid fucking team couldn't beat NC State at home? I remember.
  3. TornACL
    When you do, try using fewer words. For fucks sake.
  4. TornACL
    Hopefully they airmail their first punt snap over the punters head like last time we were up there.
  5. TornACL
    I would never touch the Cy Hawk game. Those results never seem to make any sense.
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    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    I am in a glass case of emotions right now. I feel like these two teams are going to run reach other too hot all the way to October, and then the Brewers will get to the WS.
  8. TornACL
    A lot of players are also terrible hitters so first inning give em a lot of sliders etc moving out of the zone. If they wave at everything, repeat. When at bat, pray. I fucking suck but it's fun. There is nothing better than roping some 3 run bomb late in a game and then the bitch on the other end rage quits.
  9. TornACL
    This UNC offensive line gets an F-minus tonight. Shameful performance.
  10. TornACL
    Oh sure, a WR screen goes for a touchdown instead of a 3 yard loss for Mack at UNC.
  11. TornACL
    Is being in Naples, Florida really that much of a humblebrag?
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    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    You should start a Yankees blog or a Yankees podcast.
  13. TornACL
    I could use that info too. I totally forgot my 5dimes is dead. I didn't gamble last year because of the Rona and I figured that would make my wagering even less successful than normal.
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    Welp, that's all I needed to see. Did I report out on my initial visit to Rabbit Hole (former VIPs)? If not, it's not bad, they did a good job remaking the place, hard to remember it was the old carpet bar. For any of you who hang out at the bars on the corner of Poags, Hatter, Abbey you'll see familiar faces.
  15. TornACL
    It's immensely disappointing that there doesn't seem to be any video of this game anywhere.
  16. TornACL

    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    The Braves continue their tradition of fucking the Giants at every possible opportunity.
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    Interesting. Hadn't looked at that one. I like U66 in UCLA LSU. I only half watched the Hawaii game, but it seemed like Hawaii was terrible and gifted UCLA some points. I also don't see LSU's offense tearing it up on game 1 opening on the road. Feels like a 27-24 kind of game instead of 35-31.
  18. TornACL
    This is not a collection, this is mental illness
  19. TornACL
    Shit you don't even need a hurricane for that. Just roll in there with your crew and have your lady friend fake a seizure while you sneak in the back and grab a bunch of pills.
  20. TornACL
    Loot the gun store, so you can shoot back at the bubbas and cowboys roaming around and trying to play hero.
  21. TornACL

    2021 MLB Thread

    TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Baseball

    It's not that people are "fainting in disbelief"... it's that most of us who have been around long enough to know NYC fans know how fucking stupid this is and how this will end. It's a 100% bitch move. It's not that it's offensive or uncivilized or whatever. All these little snowflakes are about to get eaten alive by Met fans.
  22. TornACL
    We're going to return the opening kickoff for a touchdown and get this party started the right way.
  23. TornACL
    Sounds dirty. Are we still talking about beer?
  24. TornACL
    Lisa: What could be more exciting than the savage ballet that is pro football? Homer: Well...you know...you like ice cream, don't you? Lisa: Uh-huh. Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge and mounds of whipped cream and chopped nuts and, oh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up. Mmm...crumbled-up cookie things. Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better.
  25. TornACL
    He's in trouble with the cops. It remains to be seen if he's in trouble with the law, because he's pretty good at the footballing. So I am sure they will, uhhh, accidentally misplace his paperwork and be forced to drop the charges.

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