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TornACL

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  1. I feel like you could start a website and sell literal snake oil to these idiots. Snake oil is long known to fight off toxins, 5g mind control, and librul thoughts.
  2. I always preferred Crown & Anchor.
  3. It's like the opposite of most cities, who run a deficit and then pay out a negative dividend in the form of higher taxes.
  4. We had Uber drop us off at Texas Live. Website says they open at 10 but at 940 we showed up and they were already open. Not jam packed, got a seat at the bar at one of the restaurants and got some food and drinks before the $12 beers of Jerryworld. Easy walk to the stadium from there. Made our way over to JGilligan's after the game. The game sucked. Fucking Broncos fans.
  5. There's just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words? Ok, dude, have it your way
  6. Richard Linklater. Or a member of his production crew.
  7. He's caught the ball 11 fucking times and most of them in garbage time.
  8. Kai Money has 11 catches for 80 yards in his career, and some of our fans think he's Fred Biletnikoff.
  9. Does quality of coeds factor into the CFP rankings? Because if so, it's all starting to make sense.
  10. I was going to order one today, but decided to get a double quarter pounder. And then when I got home and opened the box I found that they gave me a regular quarter pounder. Fucking thieves.
  11. I used to think Joe Rogan had some kind of magical power to make people follow his nonsense, but then I just realized a lot of people are just fucking stupid.
  12. And like Dez at some point it's just not worth putting up with the personality when the production isn't there.
  13. We've all bought so many of these dips that we're really close to having Surly own majority share of a battery recycling company.
  14. What this program needs is slump busters. In summer 2005 I was distraught about our 2000-2004 losing streak to the Sooners and afraid that our best team in decades would get ruined by those shits. So I happened to meet a girl over the summer who was a Sooner. She wasn't great, but she was alright... enough. And I knew what I needed to do and I laid the wood to her all summer. And I said goodbye by the end of August. And then what happened? We peed on OU for the first time in forever. I basically deserve as much credit as Vince Young for that season. So gentlemen, the solution is to get out there and fuck. Quit being a cry baby bitch and fuck some slump busters and pump some mojo into this program. And post pics in the appropriate board.
  15. He's fragile, like half the people on this thread whenever Futureman expresses an opinion.
  16. I think the last game we watched at WoB was that terrible Kansas home game where KU scored 47 or whatever and almost beat us. By the second half we were outnumbered in there by KU football fans. I didn't even know KU football fans existed. So I don't go anymore.
  17. This sounded like a real possibility until epic dumbfuck Brian Davis chimed in to amplify Anwar's tweet. Now I am skeptical about all of it.
  18. Texas- Kansas hoops tips off at 3pm that day. Nice little lead in. I am sure I will be hammered at Little Woodrows early that day.
  19. I haven't seen anything from this DL to suggest that any of them are worth a shit. We get maybe one or two plays a game where the DL disrupts the play, and half the time they miss the tackle and the play goes for 5+ because our LBs are even worse.
  20. Thanks for the JGilligans recs. Looks like that Miller Litehouse outside the stadium opens at 10am and is free entry with a ticket so we'll probably just check that out. Unless somehow we're down there before 10am.
  21. The line has moved to Dallas -10 on the Von news. Any of you go to any home games? I am going this weekend for the first time in forever. Going to Uber to and from. What's the best spot pregame for a bloody mary or four? Is it Texas Live or nothing? Looks like Live opens at 10am but they charge you $10 to walk in. Fuckers.
  22. Something tells me she's given lots of people permission to be "on the other side of her property" before.
  23. I get the sentiment, I really do. But isn't this the definition of being a fair weather fan?
  24. At some point the players have to make plays. Moore and Washington cost us points today. The DL is an absolute crisis, and we must have fresh bodies next year who can disrupt. Transfer portal, five stars, whatever it takes. Play them right away. Because these bums ain't it.
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